Jack Samsung

“Who is going to do something about this??” Says the guy wearing the “IM IN CHARGE SHIRT:)”

BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe. [replying] Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social LISA SALTERS: Joe as you know there's been added security to keep the waste people from climbing the high gate surrounding the stadium, but we're hearing reports that they've built a trebuchet. AIKMAN: Yeah they're flinging in some toxic lava now. September 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM

FWIW, shame doesn’t seed empathy, exposure does

I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope

I’ve only met one flat earther and he was a coworker who was ultimately fired for not doing his job for 90 straight days but blamed it on “woke.” Though ole boy could call six buddies with drill rigs and lay a ton of fiber in the ground if he actually wanted to try.

This is hilariously true.

I work on the construction side industry and the amount of times I’ve said “I cannot believe you are the person who is making sure we restore cell service for large swaths of the southeast”

Telecommunications as a whole, which also encompasses The Internet, is in a constant state of failure and just in time fixes and functionally all modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day.

this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works

the kids are alright

It’s horrible. My heart will not make it to Sunday after USF/Memphis game.

I think I’ve found the better your team is doing the more stressful each game becomes

I hate how big modern full size trucks are!! They are unsafe!!

(I have full size company provided work truck and I love driving around in my stupid couch on wheels all while knowing how unnecessary it is)

Sterling Shepard had to tell Tez Johnson the MVP chants were for Baker Mayfield after the rookie's first NFL catch 😅

usf and north texas absolutely love to turn the ball over. passionate about it.

I was about to ask who Lurch was. I have the sound off.

Sure Byrum. You got it man.

Please Bulls. The answer is for Byrum to do his best Cam Newton. It’s not hard. I promise.

USF is my team and I watched them in person rush for 400 yards and I still don’t know if they are ok on offense.

Still skeptical! Best sport.

Having multiple billion dollars to opt into being in charge of government over site committees.

Bunch of fucking losers.

This is Beanie at the kennel.

USF OWNER OF HORN BASED HAND GESTURES

Bill Belichick only scored 20 points against this wretched Charlotte team.

“Takin up a whole lot of my Thursday if I do say so myself, but enough about FSU’s conference schedule”

Federal judge dismisses half of the charges against Tim Burke U.S. District Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle ruled that the law used to indict the Tampa media figure violates the First Amendment.

First Amendment victory for @bubbaprog.xyz www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2...

I was thinking the same thing, but I’m in a different time zone for the day off and am counting that as a win.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild

Right. Into. My. Veins.

Just watching some football on the fridge @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

we are considering backing down