The Wolvere was a stout carl for the nones;
Ful thyc he was with adamantine bones.
“The best ther is, bubb,” he wuld oft advyse,
“Bot that I do, hit ys nout verry nyce.”
@dwaldenwrites.bsky.social
Philologist, critic, insufferable theatre queen. Assistant Prof. at the University of Tulsa
The Wolvere was a stout carl for the nones;
Ful thyc he was with adamantine bones.
“The best ther is, bubb,” he wuld oft advyse,
“Bot that I do, hit ys nout verry nyce.”
yes, and this includes realizing that we don’t need to take seriously the work of people who are mainly working out their exvangelical daddy issues in public rather than doing serious theology for the benefit of God’s people
17.01.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0there are people who suffered permanent brain damage from reading Wonkette in 2012
17.01.2025 20:24 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It’s because a lot of liberals are homophobic. Their “support” of gay and trans people is theoretical / transactional and subject to change at any time
15.01.2025 19:14 — 👍 487 🔁 92 💬 7 📌 2this happens to all artists, but it's more intense for women. people want them to be tragic geniuses without real intellectual command of their artistic resources. calls worked like a dog and the idea that she wouldn't know at all times what her voice was capable of is absurd
14.01.2025 18:15 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0incisive, funny, and much-needed. callas could not have become spectacle were she not, first and foremost, a consummate and dedicated artist. i wish directors were interested in her artistry, but unfortunately they probably don't like how she shows them up
14.01.2025 18:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Will be worth making some time today or this weekend to read @dwaldenwrites.bsky.social's lovely review of David Bentley Hart's big book on mind, All Things Are Full of Gods. www.thebulwark.com/p/god-talk-d...
03.01.2025 13:35 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0makes perfect sense to me! jews and christians construct the problem of god very differently, so there’s no reason why this abstracted category of solutions that we call “atheism” would look remotely similar between those two frames of reference
23.12.2024 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes, the miraculous is not part of the logic of history. by trying to make it such you foreclose the miraculous entirely and also abandon your ethical duties. god redeems and raises up failure, but failure means having actually really tried to do something
25.11.2024 16:23 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
philologist: Νεστορος : ε[ιμ?]ι : ευποτ[ον] : ποτεριον :
ͱος δ'α<ν> τοδε π[ιε]σι : ποτερι[ο] : αυτικα κενον
ͱιμερ[ος ͱαιρ]εσει : καλλιστε[φα]νο : Αφροδιτες
“george mason econ gay” is a recipe for the absolute worst takes you have ever seen in your life
23.11.2024 19:15 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0actually a crime that jerry hadley never got to do West Side Story for real because holy shit he sings the best "Maria" i have ever heard www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_AA...
21.11.2024 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0chapter 1 is just potshot after potshot at the hated swiss pervert (rousseau)
19.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0rereading mary wollstonecraft, the OG feminist killjoy, and remembering why she's so much fun. "hmm what if instead of relegating women to innocence and idiocy we allowed them to cultivate intelligence and actual virtue?"
19.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0i’m fond of it for the gay stuff and also for his perfect grasp of the geography of my prep school
19.11.2024 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0marketing copy: we teach the great ideas and inculcate virtue through study of the classics
syllabus design: i am hunting for the walter benjamin essay that will have the best chance of inducing a fugue state
one of the perils of teaching in a great books program is that you start designing syllabi around the question "how can i make my students as insane as possible?" but you have to come up with a professional-sounding reason as well
17.11.2024 00:21 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0ERIC GARLAND AS NATHAN DETROIT IN “GUYS & DOLLS:” time for some dame theory
16.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 192 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 1in retrospect asking my (female) best friend to homecoming with a stunt involving a red rose and the Phantom soundtrack was perhaps a sign that i would very shortly no longer be asking girls on dates
16.11.2024 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's a glimpse of the primordial early 2000s when millennials roamed the land unchallenged. a time lost to memory when we chatted with FBI agents without fear
15.11.2024 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse(or pockets)/backpack at any given moment:
1) novel
2) book i assigned to my students
3) airpods
4) latest book by a friend
5) writing tablet
(the reading in question was Ovid, so the student has excellent taste)
14.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0absolutely no feeling of refreshment quite like having slogged through a reading, barely keeping up with what i assigned to my students amid my other responsibilities, and then hearing a student say "this was my favorite reading of the term." fountain-of-youth-level stuff
14.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the gay irish mafia is, however, a real contributing factor
10.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please don't upend your curriculum this week in order to have your students be your free therapists
07.11.2024 09:05 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1one of the stupidest things that we continue to do as a society is equate public disgrace with legal punishment. the fact that somebody shouldn’t be jailed or shot doesn’t mean they should keep their job or social position. social censure is not “carceral”
03.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0i have several theologian friends who agree completely, likely for very similar reasons
03.11.2024 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[glaring at George Dumézil]
03.11.2024 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pamela you gotta stop. your prose too smooth, your characters too layered, your faeries too wicked. they’ll kill you
01.09.2024 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0