Matty Dubs

Your kid’s hair is so amazing ngl, when he’s older I hope you dress up as Marv and Harry for Halloween

It was luck for me, also, in seeing a sibling’s kids turn into death monsters at Christmas time and I figured hey let’s do something different on this one

I don’t like playing the parenting game, you see, because my bitch ass already won 😈😈😈

I don’t like to play the parenting comparison game because we’re all just trying our best, but I’ve got a 13 year old kid home on a snow day who is an absolute joy and always helps with chores and never had that cop Elf on the Shelf in his house to make sure he was being good.

I just want to roofie myself

if you see a robot in the wild like this you are allowed to ride it like you would ride a turtle if it wasn’t unethical to ride a turtle.

[pulls pants up] Big deal! Trump has been pardoning turkeys all year!

We were never meant to care this much about art. Needlessly ranking things we enjoy and then having actual feelings when others disagree, as if that changes our enjoyment of the thing.

Lawyers taking Ls: love to see it

Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81 Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now

Farewell to the great Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican singer who played a pivotal part in introducing reggae to the rest of the world. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...

Thanksgiving week: when us procrastinators catch up on things while the functional adults take time off

A Cocaine Bear movie poster featuring Fozzie Bear.

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

Love to live in Massachusetts during this Pats resurgence knowing that every GD local numbnuts crowing about Drake Maye has a Tampa Bay Brady jersey in their closet.

Real cool fans.

In my dreamscape, the USMNT has a great run to the quarterfinals on the heels of a spring full of indictments against various fascists and/or pedophiles in government

This brings up a good point: if the adaptation didn’t get licensing for at least a few of the crucial hits from the soundtrack, it’s a fucking waste.

Cry Little Sister. People are Strange. The shirtless sax guy song.

a man with his eyes closed and the words " you 'll feel better " behind him Alt: a man with his eyes closed and the words " you 'll feel better " behind him

So apparently someone made a musical adaptation of the 80s vampire classic ‘The Lost Boys’ and while I definitely add it to the list of signs our culture is falling off a cliff, I know that next summer you’ll find me tripping face around a campfire with it as the soundtrack.

My octogenarian MIL abbreviates emails in such a way that screams “why hello fellow kids” but from a snapshot of internet users in like 2011. It’s both a bit endearing and fucking MADDENING.

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

That’s some clarity of purpose

America being run by sex pests is just about right

A Friday 2pm Zoom hearing should be illegal so it’s a good thing I am talking to a judge at 2pm so we can discuss it further

Welcome to Derry episode 3 was make or break for my interest, and ultimately they pulled through. I’m still annoyed by the sloppy narrative structure and the weird mommy issues, but it was an improvement at least.

You’re right. I don’t want to hear this.

“This world is too dangerous and too beautiful for anything but love.”

Every week of late, our priest has begun his closing blessing with that sentence, and it’s sticking with me a lot.

Anyway, back at the capitalist hamster wheel. Hope I can get some clients their means-tested benefits today!

Do we know that Schumer isn’t in the Epstein files because his dumbass decisions would make a lot more sense if he was

Virtually every decision was gross

The Democrats, looking at what Liverpool and the Bills achieved today, figure a swift kick to my scrotum is exactly what’s needed. And boy howdy does Schumer have pointy ass shoes.

Ok so Episode 2 of Welcome to Derry is done and yikes what a weird and ill-conceived show. So much potential to be good and instead it’s a throw everything against the wall shitshow.

Will I keep watching? Yeah idk probably I’m an idiot

Yeah I had/am holding out hope for the series because it’s more of a clean slate to work from, but somehow it may be worse

Oof that’s Grim