I was also confused when seeing all that when I logged in too. Looks like he hadn't been scene publicly for 24 hours, has no public appearances scheduled for the long weekend, and had a weird bruise on his hand that was badly disguised with makeup. That's it, that's all the speculation is based on.

Definitely all stirred up by the storm last night. My kid said a scorpion came out of his friend's backpack and onto his desk this morning. He basically disassociated for the rest of the day. 🙃

Do you have any children/significant other/aging parents with a library card that doesn't use digital holds? It's a nice work around to add a few extra spots.

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My kids' teacher assignments were supposed to come out yesterday, but they postponed saying they'd come out today. It's noon and still nothing... my kids keep making me refresh to check. It's essential to them that they find out the moment it's posted.

I've been on the wait-list for months for several audiobooks from my library, and three just came available on this, the last week of school so I actually have time to listen and enjoy them! (I'm a teacher.)

We don't deserve you two.

Yes! I do have a passport which I can use to fly, but not giving up my driver's license that's good til the 2050s!

Is this only in Scottsdale? I couldn't it at the Harkins closer to me. 🥲

Was just going to look for this exact gif for you. 😝

I should have been a great proficient!

A more active use of "chaperoned" perhaps? 🤔

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Straight up Dred Pirate Roberts

I have had a 10:30pm tooth fairy alarm on my phone for the last 5 years. Anytime anyone loses a tooth I immediately open my phone and turn it on or I will definitely forget all about it. 🦷

I think you're underselling your utility here - I want to travel, but don't want the hassle of deciding where to go or what to do/see while I'm there. You would actually be my perfect match. 😁

Had to read this a couple time because I kept thinking you wrote PIV, and that didn't have the same meaning. 🙃

FWIW, I'm not a bot, I just needed to add a few people when I signed up and you seemed to be a regular normal poster vaguely connected with people I used to follow on Twitter.

looking back at the events of the day, reviewing data and concluding: aha, tomorrow is Wednesday

Sous vide cooker? Under $100 and fun to experiment with and doesn't take up too much space in the cabinet.