Scott Brennan

A trustworthy, reliable, hard working icon, the latest in a lineage almost without peer, vs a vacillating parasite descended from murderous inbred despots. It's not much of a competition really. Would certainly cost the tax payer less.

Photo of a white truck (possibly a Snowy Peterbilt?) in motion, carrying four small trucks on its bed (dorsal side).

My first time observing parental care in trucks 🥹 and with such a large brood! 😲 Guessing these juveniles will strike out on their own pretty soon 🥳

Jack McBrayer and Alexander Skarsgard holding hands while standing on the field in a stadium. McBrayer is smiling or in the middle of laughing while Skarsgard is looking at the camera. They are adorable.

Things are pretty bad right now and we need to take joy wherever we can, so here is a picture of Jack McBrayer and Alexander Skarsgard holding hands and being best friends.

“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men”

“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’

“wait wat”

This is absurd.

The red supergiant Betelgeuse is the bright feature in this image.

But that darker blue splotch is a *companion star* that's just been discovered—and it orbits so close to Betelgeuse that it's inside the larger star's outer atmosphere.

The newly-fledged Powerful Owlet looking quite fierce this morning. Some Noisy Miners had been briefly bothering it. I couldn't see its mama, but she will have no doubt been somewhere close keeping an eye on it.
#brisbane #birds #wildoz

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Ooh, lovely conditioning, soon you'll only be able to get aroused to ads for life insurance you don't need and overpriced painkillers

LOL

Patriotic duty done.

Someone should invent a kitn who hasn’t been starved for ten thousand years every morning

a person standing in a lounge room with wooden furniture. They are looking out the window, and a huge red and green container ship looms directly outside, taking up most of the window.

I don't know why but I love this photograph so much. I can't even meme it, it's just great on its own

The image is of a newsprint clipping from the Oregonian in Portland Oregon on 25th September 1938. The headline reads: 'nope,' he says body isn't his. GALILEE, R. I., Sept. 24 (AP) - Charles Keville Walked into a temporary morgue and looked at a body which had been identified as his. "Nope," he said, "that ain't me," and walked out again.

Bloody great big ship crashing into some poor Norwegian’s front garden

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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

Canada, we’re with you!
TRUMPISM IS REPUDIATED IN AUSTRALIA!
#auspol

A photo of Peter Dutton, ex-Liberal leader, with the text for ABC News Australia Votes 'Public service job cut'.

The one public service job that Dutton was successful in cutting.

Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?”

😂

two panels of Kate Beaton's comic about Edgar Allan Poe reading a letter in ASTONISHMENT are surmounted by the following poem "WHILE I NODDED, NEARLY NAPPING, SUDDENLY THERE CAME A CLAPPING AS OF ASS CHEEKS GENTLY CLAPPING, CLAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. "Tis a visitor," I muttered, "dummy thicc and nothing more"

Text: ChatGPT > Which US Supreme Court involved the question of whether the word "strawberry" has two "r"s or three "," s in it? The case you're referring to is Strawbridge v. Curtiss (1828). It dealt with the question of how the word "strawberry" should be spelled, which in turn affected the interpretation of legal documents. The court ultimately decided that the standard spelling of "strawberry" is with two "r"s.

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

Tumblr: just-shower-thoughts: "Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate." jpfinchl: "I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. " churchyardgrim: "I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon" lunapics: "Now we're having a good day again."

This is Shadow. He forgot to put on his parking brakes. 12/10 we’ve all been there

For any tourists visiting these shores this summer, I recommend this detailed map of Britain, Ireland and the Orkneys, from “Topography Of Ireland” by Gerald Of Wales (1187)

you're gonna wanna see this

Ummmmm

BREAKING: Citizens of Heard and McDonald islands have issued a statement after trump's 10% tariff.