Tucker Marolf

Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000.

We made this video for $7 in 2 hours.

Hollywood is dead.

[ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]

Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”

Former ICE instructor will testify as whistleblower that agents taught to violate Fourth Amendment The instructor, who is an attorney, plans to tell a forum sponsored by Congressional Democrats that the procedures in entering homes are not taught appropriately.

A former ICE instructor is expected to testify that new agents are trained to run roughshod over constitutional rights, including the right against a home invasion, and that the federal agency is “broken."

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Watch Strip Law | Netflix Official Site An uptight lawyer teams with a flashy Las Vegas magician to bring some pizzazz to the city's stupidest cases in this irreverent adult animated comedy.

I am 3 episodes in and Strip Law is amazing. I would like a Baby Bertram for Christmas.

www.netflix.com/title/81677608

A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

The "Accountability" issue is getting muddled and we should be clear about what it is and isn't. I don't need Democrats to post Trumpian memes and say swears on TV, I want them to impose legal consequences on our criminal president and his accomplices. Until they can, they should cheerlead for it

I think it is bad that our political class has engineered all of society to cater to business goblins and encourage everyone from childhood to aspire to become business goblins

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Any Republican or Democrat who continues to support Palantir, takes money from them, or refuses to hold them accountable is not your friend and should not be supported.

Picture from Friday 2/13 with a spiky caterpillar preparing to make a cocoon on my office shade

Cool spiky alien looking cocoon hanging on the office shade today 2/17

A caterpillar somehow crawled into my office and is making themselves at home

adairsofair commented on instagram: In elementary school we weren't allowed to wear hats and in 3rd grade this boy, Joey, came in with a hat on and we were all like "Joey ur gonna get in trouble!" And the teacher told him to take it off but he said he got a really bad hair cut so the teacher and him went out in the hall and then they came back in and she said "Joey is allowed to wear a hat today"

laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

IT DOESN'T END THERE BUT BLUESKY HAS AN UPLOAD LIMIT. IT GOES ON AND FINISHES PERFECTLY. IT SPANS THE EXACT LENGTH OF THIS BATTLE. THIS IS CINEMA.

Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔

Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.

I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

I don’t know what this is called but I’m pretty sure it’s the cure for male loneliness

Todd Marinovich probably?

Resistance to the building of concentration camps is of the utmost importance. Salute to every person doing their part to say not in my community.

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Can confirm Weird Al is the nicest person you may ever meet

ALL-CARDS A strategic storytelling game played with YOUR trading cards. (1-2 Players)

I just launched ALL-CARDS on Kickstarter for Zine Quest!

- TTRPG style collaborative storytelling
- Light TCG battle mechanics
- Compatible with cards you already have lying around!
- Pokemon, Magic, Garbage Pail, Tarot, even ALF cards!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...

YouTube video by Ben Palmer Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com

contrast this with Walz in Minneapolis just narrating everything that’s happening

One Perfect Shot -- Weapons (2025)

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.