Trash

Haven’t seen anyone mention Gravediggaz, the horror-themed side project of RZA and Prince Paul of De La Soul. Good stuff!

The devil going ‘down to Georgia’ implies Satan normally lives in the northeast US, possibly Canada

I went to a concert a couple years ago; one of the opening acts was on stage, and the guy yells, “You ready to get f*cked?!”

Me: [thinking] “No, that’s not why I came here today.”

Him: “You ready to get F*CKED IN THE ASS??!”

Me: [thinking] “No, that’s DEFINITELY not what I came here for!”

To: Pants
Subject: Incoming

"Fart."

Sent from my Anus

look i don't know how to make this any clearer, when someone wants you to "see both sides" and one side is fascism, that person sucks ass and should never be listened to whatever rhetorical tricks they enlist in their cause

nultemp: the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels tammiwulf: The idea of a "corrupted" or "fallen" train is causing so much chaos in my head. The theological and engineering implications....

me looking at a mentally ill 20 year olds art: damn. i lost my edge. this is the kind of shit you can only make when you live in a big dirty house with five other people named things like “evelyn grace dogfucker” and “female beavis”

a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing . Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

*yelling into glory hole* GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG BACK, YOU SCOUNDREL

"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event

Is this the liberal death cult Were not a death cult we just want to defeat the fascism by maintaining the system that leads to it Yeah, this is it

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

This is also the end of Blood Meridian

I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

Q: Now do pay attention 007...this may look like an ordinary Pepsi bottle, but you will need to piss in it during your thirteen hours shift in the warehouse, as order fulfillment must take precedence to any bathroom break.

BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

My changing middle-aged body is craving new and strange flavor combinations

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice Most people will tell you The Simpsons got stale decades ago, but I’ve been watching this whole time. As far as I’m concerned, they’ve got…

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice

hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

The original Shiba Inu doge meme

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

Me saying “I heard about that” when discussing current events with my coworkers, never admitting that I instead “read about it” in a “post” by “DicklessRick69”

Me, trying to invent a new cryptid to bridge the perceived divide in my community: Yeah, it looked like Mario Batali, but with like scales and bug eyes and it was going through my trash can

My neighbor, Dave: who are you and how did you get in my living room