Taylor Thomas

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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."

- companies who made your favorite stuff

I’ll just be asking my dog the most unanswerable existential questions all day long like “are you the best boy?” and “how did you get so scruffy?” and “what are these little teefies for?” and then wonder why he needs to sleep 17 hours a day

Seriously. Once you take the high ground you don’t give it up for petty jabs

It just seems like positioning BDSM as this sordid act and using it to make fun of political leaders, with extra emphasis on the sub (Trump) being extra deserving of shame, is very early 2000s kink shaming to me

Just makes ppl on the left look indistinguishable from ppl on the right

Listen, I’m all for condemning how cozied up Trump is to Putin

BUT I don’t like these memes I keep seeing with Trump and Putin in some sort of BDSM relationship with Putin as the dom

Like the left is supposed to be the party championing sexual expression right?

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Roll out the red carpet.....

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

After you acquire a billion dollars you should have to start the game over at a higher difficulty level

Threw my neck out last week just by sleeping on the wrong pillow and I’m still in my 30s.

What do I win?

Kinda funny how tech companies working on LLMs just started calling those LLMs “AI” for marketing and PR reasons

and all of culture just went along with it without a single thought

A lot of people at DICE told me I have to get on LinkedIn. I don’t wanna. Please don’t make me.

What people don’t understand about LinkedIn is that it’s poor for three primary reasons.

✅ it’s a role playing platform for punditry
✅ it rewards exactly the kind of people I avoid
✅ rule of threes

Oh you paused the video? you don't want to watch it? how about if it was smaller and following you down the page?

Being in your 30s means you can fuck up your neck for two weeks just by sleeping on a shitty pillow for two days.

Google's original motto, "Don't be evil" is displayed on a wall in their offices.

I'm old enough to remember when Google's motto was "Don't be Evil".

How times have changed.

Love this idea 🙏

I'd really appreciate it if the rap and hip hop artists I loved in high school would just stop revealing themselves to be terrible people.

My nostalgia playlist is shrinking pretty much by the day at this point.

That's wayyyy over the line pal

Philadelphia is a great case study for why it could be tremendously beneficial for entire cities to receive therapy.

I'll watch the super bowl and talk man stuff like setting up the pass with a good run game

But I'll do so while drinking herbal tea all cuddled up underneath a nice cozy blanket

You don't need to be just one thing.

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

I don't know about you, but I'm really tired of people who don't know what they're talking about doing all the talking.

I feel like this has been the norm for quite some time, see wellness influencers on social media, it’s just reached a new pinnacle in 2025

100%. It’s wild to think that in the Lincoln-Douglas debates in the 1800s people had the attention span to listen to a 3 hour debate. Now most people can’t hold a single thought in their head for more than 10 seconds.

Ooooo that guy. Yeah definitely gonna give this a watch. Thanks!

It just comes down to whoever has the vision to make this happen.

So yeah, someone please step up to the plate and save the dwindling attention span of a population that's becoming easier and easier to manipulate... please.

Seriously. Pretty please. I can think but I can't code.

With digital burnout and digital detoxes continuing to be on the rise, a niche audience is forming:

those that want long-form content that takes its time, but with the advanced user preference targeting and customization we didn’t have 20 years ago

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TikTok remains king/queen in the goldfish attention span space, for now 👑

Congrats, China.

As platforms race to grab attention faster, I still believe there remains a gap to be filled for long form content.

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