@lettuce.bsky.social
There's no business My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk
Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)
10.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 607 🔁 132 💬 24 📌 67
Photo of a handmade Tozzi Toys playset called Gorilla Picnic featuring small plastic toys on a brightly-colored background in a cellophane bag secured with a header card
It’s been a while #TozziToys
09.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0My cats like to stand on either side of the doorway and cross their halberds when I try to get through
09.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 106 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
08.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 4037 🔁 1013 💬 20 📌 10there aren't any hunting accidents if we all just hunt each other
22.01.2026 00:31 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
eat lasers you pickled bitch
09.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 90 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
09.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 7147 🔁 880 💬 54 📌 37Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
09.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 4746 🔁 1074 💬 19 📌 15They’re introducing The Ultimate Chore this weekend
07.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 81 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0Holy crud the Olympic flame is a Hoberman sphere
06.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorite activities is having fun
06.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
Madame Web on one knee, with a wine red leather spider suit on and huge sunglasses
With a Madame Web tie-in
06.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Folks
06.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guys the Olympics parade of nations is wild
06.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Ugh garlic mustard?
06.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get Skincare Poirot on the case
06.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0local who can tell im a tourist: enjoy the city just don’t go to uptown after dark there’s a very specific gang up there
me: I’ll be fine
[10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]
DYK @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine under the name of Mike Honcho.
We watched Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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My anxiety dreams just can't keep up with my waking anxiety. Last night, for example, I dreamt that I bought an extra-large bunch of bananas that were already bright yellow. This is the worst you've got, unconscious? Seriously?
05.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 2I get a deal on everything because my dad works everywhere
06.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 220 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1(Having a sip of beer and DMing my chivalrous virtues chat) Courage is so goated dude (Having another sip and texting my squire) my Garb looked like shit today btw...
15.11.2024 18:44 — 👍 525 🔁 100 💬 1 📌 1They deserved it I'm sure
05.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's a different chart
05.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Saint Peter showing me a pie chart] And this is the time you spent swearing at inanimate objects
04.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 67 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 2If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
23.01.2025 23:25 — 👍 1507 🔁 285 💬 21 📌 2most deer are not “caught in your headlights”. most deer are admiring your driving. you’re really good at it you know!
04.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0I am obsessed with being chill
04.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 67 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0
NO!!!
03.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Loved that shit. Got me doing coding for fun without realizing I was learning a skill
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