Eris Needs A Nap

Very nice young person with flyers, spotting our group having dinner: "Hi! Do you like lesbians?"
Me, before I can stop myself: "Yeah, but I couldn't eat a whole one."

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

They are doing this right

Andry Hernández Romero, the innocent make-up artist imprisoned without trial for 4 months in El Salvador by the Trump admin, is FREE.

He was wrongfully accused of being a gang member because of his “mom” and “dad” tattoos, and illegally sent to El Salvador without due process.

In space, everyone can hear you snarl

Superman was a good, fun movie!

May I interest you in the Our Flag Means Death fandom? Pretty sure every week is butt week around here

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

It's that time again:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Evelyn wasn't in it a lot but her scenes were magnificent

I really liked it. I don't know what the plan was as far as a different setting goes (and still calling it The Residence?) but at any rate I would've loved another case for Cordelia Cupp.

🫂🫂🫂 endless hugs to you

It sucks that MURDER, SHE WROTE and THE X-FILES were on the air at the same time but we never got a crossover where Mulder and Scully investigate the astonishing number of murders that happen around Jessica Fletcher.

my god is this relatable. Can't remember when I last had a good night's sleep

I have entombed
that friend
who was in
my basement

and who
was expecting a
rare vintage

Forgive me
I had all these bricks
a trowel
and a grudge

🎶🖤🎶

Happy birthday! I wish you would get such a gift!

Photo of a flowering lavender plant in a blue pot on wooden deck

Lavender

Fireworks going off at 10.50pm on a Monday night 😑

Congratulations Dr Ashley!! Marvelous sword, too 🎉

Gobblin' goblin mode #taskmaster

What the fuck

100 carnivorous squirrels vs 1 cocaine bear

Writers! What software do you use to do the actual writing?

I've got a couple things I've just been working on in google notes but it's time to put it somewhere more robust.

What the hell? You are definitely not the asshole. This is someone who doesn't understand what a donation is.

Looks like a very off-brand barbie with even weirder proportions and arms that can't be relaxed

They're great Banana Ball players

Don't blow a man when he's down

So what are the theories for the uptick in Achilles/ACL tears in NBA sports? Too many games? Playing AAU from an early age?

I saw a turkey today, just hanging out in someone's front yard. Unexpected.