GoldieRise FKA ChampagneLife

Yall, if I hit my November billable, I get a bonus but it would require me to work more than I usually do because all the days off.

What are your tips and tricks for churning out lots of billables and not wanting to die?

Right like, it's fine, but she could do better.

Guys, what's it like to be part of funny group chats? My only kinda funny one is the sorority girls. The rest of them are so dead.

And to be clear, I'm not saying having a high-level thinking job is better than not. Just that I dont really believe in the saying "everyone has the same 24 hours."

There's absolutely no way to explain the mental toll of a job that demands constant high-level thinking to someone who has never had one.

You can take the girl out of the Midwest but you can't take the Midwest out of the girl.

Corned beef and cabbage for dinner

An assorted array of crystals in roygbiv order

I organized these last week in roygbiv order. And then my black/white/Grey.

I'm love crystals and I have a really cool collection I like adding to.

New hair!

Please never stop telling stories about your family. I think they're so funny!

I know we are buying local meat but $12/pound for ground beef? I dont fucking think so.

Bf is decorating for christmas and just doing a horrific job but I dont want to ve decorating for Christmas right this second so im just trying to let it happen.

Not bf and I stealing candy from our own bowl and then saying "don't tell anyone"

White woman with green smokey eye make up and green gems on forehead and dark lipstick

White woman in black cape, tiara, dark makeup, and a glowing green sceptor.

Zoomed out mirror selfie of white woman in all black with black cape and green glowing scepter

Halloween is my fave!

I have two favorite nfl teams based on their colors and they are playing each other tonight. How do I choose!

Y'all, how are you coping with the world right now?

Relate

Friends, my bf just informed me of this app called Too Good To Go which connects you with discounted food from cafes, restaurants, stores that will otherwise go to waste.

Here's the thing about that

1. The constitution says he cant do it.
2. Everyone on the planet knows he cant do it.
3. Do I think a petition signed by every democrat would prevent him from doing it? Absolutely the fuck not.

Will the democrats stop sending me texts about signing a petition to protest Donald Trump's potential 3rd term now?

my therapist says the goal isn’t “nothing can disturb my peace,” it’s “I have the capacity to handle what does.”

And actually, no thanks.

Being a football player actually looks really horrible.

Helpppp im losing steam

If any one of my mutuals here need money for food in November, pls let me know. Discreet dm is all thats needed :)

Spidey, I'm so sorry for your loss.

If I hit my November billable goal, I get a bonus (I'm addition to year end bonus).

TOO MUCH FOR A FRIDAY EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

At my local aldi its like $2.19!!!

Yall. I ran a case (tiny baby case) from start to settlement and I feel FANTASTIC.

Hell yeah!