Hired Beard

Still enjoying getting your stickers. Thinking of bombing them on all the random retail outlets in my tiny village (waitara). Will report back, lol.

When you wrote this, it was miserable. Calming down now, spring is full noise. How about you?

That looks gorgeous.

Cute

This is too much like work for Easter Monday.

Very correct.

Autumn now, time to eschew woke foreign deliciousness and cling to classic anglo beef and veg. 8 hour slow cooked corned beef, blanched green veggies, garlic pepper and butter potatoes, mustard sauce.

The slow but very real progression into fascism as charted by the evolution of the LEGO police officer minifigs And then four pictures of minifigs

Love that guy, also regularly depresses the shit out of me.

Do it. Starter packs are basically why this platform 'stuck' for me. I was like, oh I see, yes, don't mind if I do.

We had like 3-4 bang crackle pops here in northern Taranaki. Low key feel ripped off.

It's a global issue. Dodging funding rules for campaign advantage. Many such cases. Not even a left or right thing.

Fuck both of these lads suck.

I like to think it's just my subconscious hating capitalism. I have no problem cooking or wanking. Sorry to be crass.

Serious question. Do you think lack of executive function is the problem? Like, we know what to do, but then just don't do it? I've been awake at 3AM knowing there is about 20 minutes of work involved, and I just wont / cant / shant or w/e. Eventually do it before dawn. Seems ridiculous to me.

I think the idea of treating it as a hazard / construction mood was inspired, like, sure be on guard, but don't panic like the cops are at your door or an ambulance is trying to pass you.

We need to give all the news budget of TVNZ to RNZ. TV news is dead. NZ can't raise a decent comedian, it's just not in us. So, lets kill the TV news and focus on good well educated brutal reporters for RNZ. FYI don't know anyone that works for RNZ.

Just in time for H5N1.

I follow anyone that is team bird.

You just know this group of dipshits decided amongst themselves to use Signal because that's what they use for girls and coke, so it was least effort.

Grabbed it. Looks good. Thanks!

Love them.

He sucks so badly.

Feel like that is the same here in NZ with Gaza.

Sick

I've appreciated the way the Irish are behaving, and also find it funny when another country goes, what's Irelands fucking problem?!

We're in to month 18 of saying "what Israel is doing to Gaza is a war crime" and the frequent clapback is "why don't you fuck off to Gaza" and I know it's been said before but...why would I do that? It's being bombed constantly, such a terrible clapback.

It's just a corporate account mate. I would give precisely 0 fucks about it if I were you.

Graphic design race to the bottom into just grey. I think that weird right wing meme about 'why did they steal colour from us' is kinda interesting as a concept.