Cool Doug Love

YouTube video by Breakwater - Topic Release the Beast

Also, if anyone is curious

Llama dogs

An image of a sign on a bus informing riders that guns, knives, grenades, and other weapons are prohibited

You can't even take grenades on the bus anymore because of woke.

Haha that last paragraph

To be fair, I think that saying what actually united Democratic voters is a terms of service violation on most platforms

Shout out to the NY Post trying a new strategy, posting photos where his wife looks hot

Okay. Now I'm interested in what iterations the coservapedia post went through. I distinctly remember it calling him "America's first affirmative action president." There's probably a bunch of different versions of it based on whatever right wingers were mad at that week.

The men are really into analog sequencing right now

Also, off the top of my head, Symone Sanders was in the Biden White House. It's just not true that Bernie people were shut out of jobs for being Bernie people.

Also, I would also believe you if you told me that Drake had at some point been really weird about basically any famous woman

And like horses, we all have the same birthday

Yep. They spend half their time trying to make content about how their guys are all badass operator types. But that's a hard story to sell when what your guys are actually facing is dancing frogs and unicorns.

I guess he didn't know that cleaning your room includes washing your walls and windows from time to time.

It's kind of wild that, at this point, if people know Boots, they mostly know him as a film maker. But he's genuinely one of the best to ever pick up the mic.

This picture sounds like hyphy music in a cramped apartment

Yes. Common of Silo fame. In 2011, Obama hosted some poetry event and included Common. If I remember correctly, it was Bill O'Reilly that started it by taking a bit from a performance out of context and claiming that Common was a violent, scary guy. It was a thing for a few weeks.

I don't know. For me, peak snowflake was reached way back in the Obama era when Fox News decided that everyone needed to be deeply afraid of rapper and star of the romantic comedy Just Wright, Common.

I would ask why he thinks the president isn't worthy of his attention

I think it's messed up they can just post my Ls like this

Haha, I live in Oxnard, CA. It's really funny that people are afraid of this city

First domestic military coup in American history kicks off because this donkey makes all the generals sit in bleacher seating and listen to him talk about Conquering The Beta Within into a headset mic.

Congratulations to Oikos

Some people can overcome minor adversities but I'm built different

Honorable mention. Accidently hurts his hand and makes a face

Nah, she's giving Kung Lao vibes

Yep. Like Costco saying "nah, we think DEI is pretty cool actually."

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Flagging the most famous images of slave scars is kind of crazy though

You've got to treat yourself

I think the technical term for this is quantum superposition