Michael T Biffins

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Nominative determinism strikes again

Diesel-powered mining vehicles account for anywhere from 30-80% of direct emissions at a mine site. Good news: The electrification of mining is possible.

Look at this monster: Liebherr's T264 battery electric haul truck is higher than a house, weighs 176 tonnes and has a payload of 240 tonnes.

Fuck JK Rowling. I hope all of the terrible things that she wishes on trans people happen to her. The world would be better off without her and anyone who agrees with her or defends her.

I always liked Little Man Tate.

A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.

Sure, he's a pure politician with no true beliefs, but at least he was adept enough to change his approach to this rather than continue trying to find a middle ground with fascists like the congressional Dems. He's still terrible, but at least he can tell the way the wind is blowing.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Jay from Jay and Silent Bob as Jay Gatsby in The Great Gatsby.

same name; wrong movie: a thread

Yesterday I walked out of Target with a Switch 2 and a box of baseball cards and the alarm went off and no one even came to look for me.

Building map, marked "Divinity Hall, first floor," with all rooms marked byt one with white paper taped over the prior name.

When I went to my office yesterday to get some books, I noticed that all the signs in Divinity Hall have small pieces of white paper taped over wherever any references to "diversity" or "inclusion" used to be...

BG songs are funny because he’ll rap about snorting cocaine and shooting people with an AK, then Mannie Fresh will pop in and rhyme “Mr. Big Ding Dong” with “Land Rover car phone.”

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

Janet and her husband are the absolute worst. The gaslighting of Danny about his "drinking problem" and the constant push to create some drama with anyone just to get screen time.

B&W photo looking down at the pool at the Hotel Last Frontier in Las Vegas and off toward the mushroom cloud rising from a nuclear bomb 75 miles away. Operation Upshot–Knothole

Las Vegas, 1953

guy wearing a bucket hat and khaki vest covered in lures frowning through an entire Phish concert

Why is this so hard. Sell it in the ABC stores. State gets the massive benefit of bulk purchasing, collects both tax and profit, and we already have a fully built distribution and retail system.

Did you guys get your name because you report from inside a butt?

Unserious clown-ass institution

Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.

My pre-existing condition is that I'll throw hands if you don't give me this booster.

I get what he's saying here, but Samsung pushed a UI update in 2023 that intentionally bricked any phone with an aftermarket screen replacement. It's not unheard of.

Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:

"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."

Biff GIF Alt: Actor Tom Wilson as Biff in the film Back to the Future saying "why don't you make like a tree and get outta here"

I thought this was about the actor Tom Wilson at first and wondered why the Rialto was anti-Biff.

Trans girl athletes are braver than the troops and the NFL

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

I knew all of Project 2025 in 1995

That's Bob Stoops!

First they came for decorum and I said nothing because honestly fuck decorum