Chad

Elected Dems have gotten the memo: the masses yearn for Woke 2.

The NY Times dutifully reporting that the Supreme Court sided with Trump only 42% of the time and with Biden 54% of the time sort of leaves out the necessary context that Biden was doing normal, completely legal presidential stuff, and Trump was doing insane crimes

If I know anything about John Roberts he's gutting the VRA on Tuesday

This is one of Rob's best videos. I even found the way he worked the NATO alphabet into the sponcon to be entertaining.

For litigators, I just don't foresee this happening at all, absent radical improvements in LLMs that are likely beyond the technology's capability.

One reason our sclerotic elites are failing at confronting fascism is because rationalism, incrementalism and proceduralism are completely insufficient weapons to confront an irrational actor that exploits the latter two to in order to do away with all three.

Buttigieg + AOC lol

We really need to make this portmanteau stick.

A hand holding what appears to be Shia LaBoeuf's California driver's license. The Redditor writes: "Shia, where are you? Let's grab a drink at Ms. Mae's. DM me." Shia is reputed to have been expelled from Ms. Mae's for obnoxious behavior during Mardi Gras, prior to his arrest.

🚨 SHIA UPDATE

A Redditor claims to have found his (expired) California ID in the piss-logged flotsam of the post-Carnival Quarter.

The top commentator quips: "The new most coveted throw of Mardis gras."

Is Shia the new Scrim??

"Totally exonerated" worked when Trump was caught red-handed colluding with Putin. Why wouldn't he try it again now?

musk infamously misunderstands every single cultural reference he has ever encountered, the idea that he has any credibility to talk about common culture is nonsense, he's a billionaire south african from a family of billionaires who has at least 14 children with 4 different women

How is it even possible that Illinois Democrats might choose Raja Krishnamoorthi over Juliana Stratton?

I don't have much faith in the American voter, but this should be a lay up. Krishnamoorthi is everything we hate, while Stratton is endorsed by both the Khan himself as well as Liz.

Love the ad:

"Our fourth graders climbed Mt Everest. Because of AI! That will be $10,000 now, please."

Who are the idiot parents falling for this shit? I can't wait until we tax them into the workhouses during Woke 2.

A thong of people inside MSY. The Redditor notes: "Need a wide angle or a drone to show the whole picture"

Absolute exodus - New Orleans airport at 4pm today (courtesy of Reddit)

God give me the confidence of that washed-up sewer rat, to take off my shirt in the company of a roided out meathead, amen.

Woke 2 is going to surprise people when AOC drops a fucking nuke on Yaoundé.

Based

A tombstone. Date of birth: 1949. Date of death (bolded): "I WASN'T FINISHED..."

I choose to believe that Michael Fitzwilliam was buried alive and then un-entombed himself, Kill Bill style, after his Mardi Gras blackout lifted.

(openly)

"Both in and out of the system."

That is where we are.

From Reddit, a post picturing Shia Laboeuf, who had been arrested last night. He is now free and back in the Quarter. The Redditor writes: "If you're rich you can get out of OPP [jail] early - Shia out on Bourbon."

Shia escaped 😳

Is it just me or is the guy in the picture giving respectable adult Pete Davidson?

Why wouldn't the government just get an authenticating declaration from Rubio? Mere incompetence, or is something more is at play?

Here's a copy of the memo, if anyone else wants to read it:

www.aclu.org/cases/mahdaw...

Eerie cosmic convergence heralding the End Times? Happy Mardi Gras!

Tankies who defend Putin can kindly get fucked. At least the USSR had egalitarian window dressing. Contemporary Russia is an openly reactionary totalitarian petrostate heavily stratified by race, class, and geography. There is absolutely nothing about it worth celebrating.

Every single person pushing a mini-primary following Biden's withdrawal (Pelosi, Obama, Clooney) was doing it with Newsom in mind.

He will be pushed on us as mercilessly as the tech oligarchs are pushing AI.

The heart* wants what the heart wants.

*Dem Inc.

I think we need to build a targeted hypertoxic AOC fandom that focuses exclusively on making the press miserable if they cover her badly.

Watch Ariana Grande Shoot Missiles From Her Bra, Channel Barbarella in 'Break Free' Video And that's really all you need to know. Here's the video:...

I realize your skeet is intended sarcastically but that is truly a banger of a song and the video rules too.

BOOBS THAT SHOOT ROCKETS!

Early 10s EDM/pop crossover classic.

www.gq.com/story/ariana...

Do not give those dishonest reactionary propagandists a single dime. The Gift Links feed and archive.is exist for you to pirate the rare worthwhile article the Times publishes. Use them.