April

I just remembered a conversation I had w my maga mom sometimes last year, and her telling me how obsessed my stepdad is with watching their retirement accounts 🤭

He’s an indie filmmaker who goes by Kentucker Audley (I’ve forgotten his real name). I was actually supposed to be in one of his first movies but it didn’t happen for Reasons, which I now regret!

Yesterday I randomly thought of this guy I made out with once in like 2005 and today I watched a trailer for a movie I’d never heard of and he was the main character. What the hell is happening? Am I dreaming?

Do you know if Poplar in general is super icy? I know the city pre-salted the main corridors but this crash makes me think it probably wasn’t enough to combat the sleet and snow. I live out east and I’m supposed to be at a conference downtown today but I don’t think it’s worth risking it.

Just left a mtg w/ @airlegaltn.bsky.social and y’all, it is so dire out there for immigrants right now. Please give what you can if you can. 🙏🏻

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I’ve literally cried over this new bad bunny album like five times today, I’m down bad y’all

Remembering this Dior exhibit and getting emotional.

Idk why but I kinda want to get into sneakers.

Man y’all know the U. S. military wouldn’t be letting actual aliens mess around in the sky this 🙄

Not sure if it’s just the current administration but working in city govt is the exact opposite of what I expected it to be in almost every way (good)

I am once again requesting your participation in sending me cool accounts to follow

Lord help me my new boss got me too interested in the civic process and now I’m watching a live school board meeting on the tv

My greatest skill is barely holding it together without ever fixing anything or falling apart. Professional teeterer. Bubblegum and sticks vibes. Serving minimum.

If you like Die Hard you’ll LOVE Carry-On starring Jason Bateman and fake Tom Hardy and a ken doll

i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace

Ok Jesus I for real thought I was going crazy bc I’ve only been hearing “hang onto your ego” for years now but I couldn’t figure out how or why my brain used to interpret it as “I know there’s an answer.” I just thought I wasn’t hearing it right 🥲

ass bodacious (probably)

Totally agree! I’m bi and ID as queer more generally, but I just realized “questioning” is actually more accurate to my day-to-day experience. 😂 Questioners are my people too!

Oh, ok! I saw something else recently that said it meant “questioning” and I was like ??? and just accepted that maybe I had misremembered. I’m glad it can mean both!

Gonna set up my home office in the warmest room of my house for the winter (the bathroom)

lol, lmao

(I don’t have much room to talk tho bc until a couple months ago I thought the Q was for “queer”)

Thank youuuuu 😊

Just throw away the socks you hate. No one can stop you.

Send me ppl to follow, too many ppl talking about sports in my timeline

I regret to inform you all that the viral tiktok lip stain (the peel-off one not the blue one) is goated

I can’t leave twitter yet I’m sorry

This would work on me

To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;

Text message that reads “Also not to be a nag but you need to get some damn vaccinations brother. You get deathly ill like every 3 months,” with a thumbs-up reply emoji.

Tony is sick again

The Mystery of Food Deserts They didn’t materialize around the country for no reason. Something happened.

1. The conventional explanation for food deserts—that these places are too poor or too rural to generate enough spending on groceries, or too Black to overcome racist corporate redlining — fail to grapple with a key fact: food deserts didn’t used to exist. My new piece in The Atlantic.