omg spees

serious answer/educated guess: shift change? or some other scheduling quirk that caused several people to take bathroom breaks all at once

gender is a performance and it’s The Muppet Show

YouTube video by MartianBoy87 What's a GYM? - The Simpsons

"gym" as pronounced by Homer Simpson

I wish that going to a website's helpdesk/knowledge base/blog didn't make it impossible for me to get back to the main website.

Perhaps I'm the only one, but I feel like clicking on the logo should bring me back to the homepage.

Linda Evangelista - Wikipedia

for those who aren't familiar with the reference

I am once again saying that we saw what wall to wall, panic coverage of a crisis looked like after the Biden debate and there’s no reason Trump isn’t getting that kind of coverage except for class solidarity.

wait y'all didn't have classmates in high school who wore period-accurate costume every day? huh

gender is a performance and I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day

In addition to actively impeding me from doing the thing I’m doing, summary is an action that requires intelligence and intent. I don’t read everything the same way or for the same reasons, so an automated summary cannot address my concerns even if I don’t need to read every word of a document.

whoa just saw this two posts up on the TL. complete coincidence

remember when dudes used to be paranoid about being called creepy? what happened to that

jk it was doomed from the start because Zuck is a creep

one of my long-held beliefs is that Facebook starting going downhill when they first removed the "is" in front of the status text entry field, which had encouraged users to write in the third person

I still think Apple should have poached the hardware engineers at Juicero to make a $5500 Apple Printer

I saw someone using "zohran style" in their alt text if you want to add that to your muted words list

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engineers: there’s a 50% chance this might fail

VC: ok then do it twice

now that abbreviation dusted off some cobwebs in my amygdala lmaosob

Stochastic Book Fair

my face blindness isn't particularly bad, but I used to confuse Tom Hardy with Jeremy Renner and I'd just like to apologize for that

they're still making those? (movies)

We're all literally going through the cyberpunk dystopian shit. Might as well sport the cyberpunk fashion now.

No National Guard on our streets! Tonight, Judge Immergut issued a permanent injunction that blocks the Trump administration from deploying any National Guard members to our city. 🧵

consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods

why'd they call it prostitution and not SaaS (Sex as a Service)?

Bad AI supplanting human expertise is an issue that transcends any one field, but man—not many people on earth whose knowledge and dedication deserves respect like LIBRARIANS.

dude thinks NYC hot dogs are pork lmao

This may interest some of you:

The first space opera by a Black Author, John P. Moore's THE MARTIAN TRILOGY, is now available, thanks to the work of Dr. Lisa P. Yaszek and others. Originally published in THE ILLUSTRATED FEATURE SECTION in 1930.

www.amazon.com/Martian-Tril...

so good to read good news

Good question: No, Jewish atheists are not apostates.

A basic reason is that atheism is considered a state of mind, whereas worshiping another god is an action. In Hebrew, the word "avodah" means both "worship" and "work" - it's a thing you do, not just an opinion you have.