Fister Beast

Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."

Piers sucks, dunno why you'd be surprised by this

Nobody who already likes him will be furious about this

Texas governor Greg Abbott has said it's ableist to use the term cross"walk." He can no longer walk due to a freak accident in which he got crushed by a dropped baby grand piano and then he came out of the piano and all his teeth were replaced with the piano keys

im sorry but if you are wrong about ai and “misspend a couple of hundred billion dollars” you are going to have to forfeit the rest of the money youre hoarding back to us

Chuck Grassley: Heard abt a company that will no longer make high fructose corn syrup bc false of MAHA claim HFCS is $.22 of $3.82 corn Last thing family farmers need is another hit to corn price$ Corn sugar = real sugar 2:51 PM • 9/18/25 • 40K Views

MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation

Public universities basically have to host anyone. Private churches can say no to literally anyone at any point.

Editor's Note: An earlier version of this article detailed how an internal law enforcement bulletin said that ammunition recovered following the Charlie Kirk shooting was engraved with expressions of "transgender and anti-fascist ideology." Justice Department officials later urged caution about the bulletin by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, saying it may not accurately reflect the messages on the ammunition, and the article was updated Thursday to reflect that. This editor's note was appended on Friday, Sept. 12, after Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said the engravings included one that said "Hey fascist!" along with other messages and symbols. He gave no indication that the ammunition included any transgender references.

hi, cis folks!

the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.

it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.

contact info below.🧵⬇️

lol if any other person in this country said "I think I'm doing very good" after charlie kirk being shot they would be fired from their job

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

I think maybe the problem with bluesky is you all think you're simultaneously the oldest and youngest people to ever use an app and it ages you immensely

Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.

This sucks

We should shoot that faggot Tim Apple into space

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

see you tomorrow

Canvassed for the dems that support further militarization of the police? How exactly is that helping

From Mastodon, highlighting the smug freak who called this non-crime in

1. Stephen Miller
2. Donald Trump
3. Peter Thiel
4. Elon Musk
5. RFK Jr.
6. J.D. Vance
7. Curtis Yarvin
8. Morgan Wallen (why not)
9. Little Marco
10. Kristi Noem

Any changes? Any input?

JD Vance killed the pope

I need that rocket to explode on camera please

44 years ago today, a hero was born

I got this cursed amulet before I knew the wizard of the wood was crazy

They did $8 million surgery on a mouse