Disciple31

GO PENS

*anthropologists in year 4000 studying a current-day hotel*

It appears the ancient humans had not discovered the number 13

Bisexuals should do gender reveals for their partners

Old man going going senile

Bad news for me, the leader of antifa

Gonna start calling people boobs again

uwu im a smol bean wireless earphone that costs 4x my wired counterpart and if you dont snap me in place with exactly 3.2 pascals of pressure i wont connect to your phone or charge next time you take me out =[

If i see tim apple in hell im going to send him to the next level down

I sure do love that we cant have wired earphones anymore amd instead i get to do an awful ritual every morning trying to get the wireless iems to fit just right in their case and if i dont then i am punished with no battery. Sure does wake me up!

reddit coach gonna get canned so fucking fast

The ouroborian finishing the chips before the salsa is done and then buying more chips and finishing the salsa before the chips are done and then buying more salsa and then

Im rating Mt Dew Summer Freeze (rocket pop) an 8.7, Best New Flavor

Bill gates got the name microsoft from his penis

This is happening at my company too. Mandates from management for x% of code to be written by AI and for devs to pick up 2-3 AI tools by the end of the year. They never show an actual practical reason for it. Its another box they need to check

I love hearing my idiot robot vacuum bump into shit all over the place. I jeer at it

Was recently reminded about Magic! - Rude and boy the early 10s pop music really hit rock bottom didnt it

Thinking of bringing back taping "kick me" on peoples back

AI more like AI'm gonna kill every fucking robot i see

“You suck at this, Bob! Sell the €#$! team!” banner in the sky.

Pirates fans are so real for this.

tj watt will never know playoff success. at least hes rich af

What if gene hackman invented crispr

Props to god for inventing dill

I coulda swore the kid in dumb and dumber was haley joel osment

Me and my bro cloppin along in the amish buggy

No its more like anton chigurgh

He sounds like bane without the muzzle

Ben afflecks accent or whatever you want to call it in accountant 2 is insane. What is he doin

The honest effort that the cameramen give in the pga tour to show off the course and backdrop is surprisingly endearing.

In canada they just call it Day