TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

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Shea Whigham as Roscoe Conkling is such insanely good casting that you have to be at my intersection of Character Actor Sicko and History Sicko to fully appreciate but fortunately that's like hundreds of thousands of people on here

we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

that's one of the great artists of our time right there

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Michael Shannon as James Garfield processing the feeling of “oh shit, gonna have to be president I guess”

Absolute banger of a new “accidentally became important at work and it’s about to ruin my life” meme image courtesy of future President James Garfield.

lol

This person took this when they called the race

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
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the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Toll machine didn’t accept my change so now I’m having to navigate a bureaucratic force of unknowable design and depths.

Top 2 and it ain’t 2:

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Free Patreon followers can read all my words about exorcisms, absurdism, and crises of faith. You know, just what spooky season 2025 is all about!

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Ok so weird thing about Apple Music is it makes the album art your whole lock screen so now the bus driver thinks my fuckin phone wallpaper is Big Willie Style

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

Let's go girls

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

Just exactly the type of criminality that I am thrilled to hear about. Thank you to the thieves for your service at this time.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

David Bowie was right, I do wonder sometimes about sound and vision

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Happy Sudden Departure Day for those who remember.

Few more meaningful works of art than The Leftovers for me, a sad man trying his best.

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this girl Gloria who got into my local newspaper for seeing Titanic 50 times in Rome and who I have remembered since reading about her in 1998

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Dragon Age: Veilguard arrived nine years after it was announced. It is for the moment, behind the moment, and ignored by the moment. A year on, it deserves an honest second look if not a bit more love to a metatextual memorial for both an industry and a place in time.
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Having now watched the trailer for this my suspicions are confirmed that Macfadyen is going to fuckin CRUSH in this.