TV conspiracies: weโve hacked their computers but theyโve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
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TV conspiracies: weโve hacked their computers but theyโve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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Shea Whigham as Roscoe Conkling is such insanely good casting that you have to be at my intersection of Character Actor Sicko and History Sicko to fully appreciate but fortunately that's like hundreds of thousands of people on here
12.11.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 482 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 9we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
10.11.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 2916 ๐ 424 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 11Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesโ scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
lol she got his ass and he knows it
09.11.2025 15:36 โ ๐ 29178 ๐ 6384 ๐ฌ 472 ๐ 772that's one of the great artists of our time right there
09.11.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you donโt often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
09.11.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 14488 ๐ 4330 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 133Michael Shannon as James Garfield processing the feeling of โoh shit, gonna have to be president I guessโ
Absolute banger of a new โaccidentally became important at work and itโs about to ruin my lifeโ meme image courtesy of future President James Garfield.
08.11.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lol
07.11.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 186 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0This person took this when they called the race
05.11.2025 06:07 โ ๐ 28840 ๐ 7013 ๐ฌ 489 ๐ 884i canโt believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
05.11.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 9955 ๐ 2255 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 18The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
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the video being projected behind all the performers on stage
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the โlife during wartimeโ segment of his chicago show tonight
30.10.2025 03:41 โ ๐ 12350 ๐ 2326 ๐ฌ 111 ๐ 121The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
28.10.2025 12:23 โ ๐ 14260 ๐ 4419 ๐ฌ 119 ๐ 250Toll machine didnโt accept my change so now Iโm having to navigate a bureaucratic force of unknowable design and depths.
24.10.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Top 2 and it ainโt 2:
23.10.2025 20:08 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Free Patreon followers can read all my words about exorcisms, absurdism, and crises of faith. You know, just what spooky season 2025 is all about!
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Ok so weird thing about Apple Music is it makes the album art your whole lock screen so now the bus driver thinks my fuckin phone wallpaper is Big Willie Style
23.10.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 245 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
19.10.2025 22:47 โ ๐ 6596 ๐ 825 ๐ฌ 165 ๐ 80Let's go girls
19.10.2025 12:53 โ ๐ 196 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 6Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, letโs spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
19.10.2025 21:49 โ ๐ 10460 ๐ 1440 ๐ฌ 110 ๐ 63Just exactly the type of criminality that I am thrilled to hear about. Thank you to the thieves for your service at this time.
19.10.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
18.10.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 15632 ๐ 4510 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 2David Bowie was right, I do wonder sometimes about sound and vision
16.10.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 252 ๐ 43 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 7Happy Sudden Departure Day for those who remember.
Few more meaningful works of art than The Leftovers for me, a sad man trying his best.
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this girl Gloria who got into my local newspaper for seeing Titanic 50 times in Rome and who I have remembered since reading about her in 1998
13.10.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 418 ๐ 106 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 2Dragon Age: Veilguard arrived nine years after it was announced. It is for the moment, behind the moment, and ignored by the moment. A year on, it deserves an honest second look if not a bit more love to a metatextual memorial for both an industry and a place in time.
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Having now watched the trailer for this my suspicions are confirmed that Macfadyen is going to fuckin CRUSH in this.
10.10.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0