Symphony Sanders

My dream funeral wishes!!

Couldn't sleep and was thinking about what @symphonysanders.bsky.social said on GMNV ( @nightvalechat.bsky.social ), so I decided to goof around in Canva for a little bit and ignore my chronic pain.

Yes!!! 🚀☀️

Who invited Mumford & Sons to the party?
📽 SINNERS (2025)
🎲 VAMPIRE
🎲 AMERICAN SOUTH
🎩 Special Guest @symphonysanders.bsky.social
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #RNGHPN9 #sinners

I exist in many places… I am legion.

Someone is painting their nails on this flight… that is diabolical and I’m calling the cops!

Hard agree!!

Happy Cheefster everybody

We just heard that @symphonysanders.bsky.social is going on tour with @nightvaleradio.bsky.social again! What a great time to re-visit her very spooky episode, "Toys in the Attic," on our Cowboy Bebop podcast:

thebebopbeat.simplecast.com/episodes/toy...

Omg so rough … frankly it’s cruel

At a brunch someone posed the question what is your pet peeve..and honestly mine are mainly driving related: people going slow in the left lane, coming to a stop to make a turn (whhhyyyyy), if a sign says 20 mph on school days when children are present and it’s Saturday at 9pm babe GO wtf

I waited as long as I could… finishing up severance rn! 😱

I got tickets to Cowboy Carter…I feel like this is a good sign for me … I’m gonna take this as a win!

Yall I just got back from vacay and I’m tired af

What I find funny is after all that plastic surgery he still looks like that

Yo! If you are getting an IUD ask your doctor for a Paracervical block (a few shots of lidocaine in your hooha) … literally a game changer!!! I will scream this from the rooftops! #womenshealth #iud

The most annoying bit of this is I forgot about cap cut and I had a bunch of videos I edited but just needed to put voiceover on … sigh #tiktokban #capcut #dangit

Welp… what’s goin on over here?!

When I’m downtown I… #flickthebean

Ugh oof blerg hrmfh pffft AaAAaaahhhHHhH! =how I’m feeling about the world rn.

Sometimes I feel trapped in a sad digital wasteland then I see something stupliy hilarious and thank beyonces internet for the gift. Is this an abusive relationship?!

This was such a fun night ! I’m not an improv girlie but these folks made me feel safe enough to be weird as hell on stage!

Awww this was so fun!!! Miss you boys!!

I love chatting about Vampurs with my friends!!

Show me the Carfax Abbey
📽 DRACULA (1931)
🎲 VAMPIRE
🎲 PERIOD PIECE
🎩 SPECIAL GUEST: Symphony Sanders @symphonysanders.bsky.social
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social
@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #dracula

Why is adding a new social media account like dating … you have to explain who you are and why you’re demented all over again.

I’m heading to Austin today to hang with some of my fave babes … I’m so excited !!! Expect to see me eating my weight in yummy food!

Just saw Gladiator 2: Denzel’s Shawls and Robes

Babes only!!

Like Pokémon I must collect all social media