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It was actually a pizza slice if memory serves

Unlike the hard working people who deliver me my mcnuggies a 1000 times faster and 6 million times more politely than I ever actually deserve, politicians are overwhelmingly incompetent, unkind, uncaring, and undeserving of the lifestyles and respect they have been given.

Of course Jac Morgan injured himself while scoring. OF COURSE.

God Indigo De Souza is such an enormously corny person.

El chupacabra

I said the same thing when Scowl took the Taco Bell money: rebellion as a marketing tool won’t last forever and artists deserve to pay rent and eat hot food not out of a bag in 2025. Secure the bag.

If you’re on an independent content creator’s ass for taking ads whilst we’re in the middle of what is quite obviously the slow and total collapse of an unsustainable economic order based largely around a probably terminal housing crisis you’re aiming at the wrong target

bro i want to play arc raiders so bad

Cernovich @Cernovich If you didn’t know anything about politics, you would say, “This is the side I want to be on.” Conservative Inc is joyless. It’s a house of scolding nags. It offers young men nothing beyond a moralizing and hypocritical lecture. Quote Cernovich @Cernovich · 3h This is a rowdy masculine environment. You can feel the energy. As the Heritage Foundation is putting members through a struggle session and demanding a DEI dean, the left is winning.

The manosphere bros are freaking out.

I'm generally in favour of drug legalisation over decriminalisation, although of course I make exceptions for particularly dangerous examples like crystal meth and Ball X Pit

why does the dipshit doing the harassing have the delivery of a 90s NYC sitcom walk on character?

the ratfucking the media will do to mamdani is going to be unreal but the right wing cope might just make it all worthwhile

Yes I make this joke in some format every time a neocon eats the cosmic shit sandwich and I’ll do it again.

Dick Cheney died because someone threw the severed head of Ronald Reagan in to the fires of mount doom

If you’re a dodgers fan you’re a bad person on the inside and I hope the next place you order from forgets to put the fries in the bag

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

Conservatives encountering free speech for the first time

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Entirely egotistical and stupid exercise in hubris. There's no real need for it to have taken this long. Even if he despises Mamdani it's a simple exercise in electoral reality that shows unity.

Put Small Soldiers in the Criterion Collection

Screenshot of Los Angeles Times article reading “Trump’s AI poop post caps a week of MAGA indifference to Hitler jokes” and under it is a photo from the No Kings protest of a person in an inflatable frog costume waving an upside down American flag

A headline for the history books

Again, almost 20 years in and Apple engineers would sooner murder their own family than give users multimedia management software that functions as well as iTunes does on the exact opposite OS's it was designed for (which works worse on Apple's own OS) Just absolutely brilliant, brilliant stuff.

Honestly I saw my first cat with hulk arms on IG last week and it genuinely gave me hope for the future

Diane Keaton's 911 call doesn't really fulfil any public interest beyond nosiness, and publishing it is unethical

One of these days, someone with right wing political views is going to produce the world's first media literate criticism of a piece of art, and instantly become the single smartest conservative that has ever lived

Ma'am lower your voice, put down the war crime pizza and put your hands behind your back (also as a northern european it is the kind of sick frankenstein's monster that is too ugly to live but too rare to die we would inflict on the world)

you're under arrest

RPGs are one of the most satisfying types of video games to finish in general - that's right, my ragtag band of heroes DID save the world - but it's astounding how much more satisfaction an epilogue adds

give me slides! letters! cute little cutscenes! let me see how I affected people!

Bro somebody put 107 days up on libgen already god damn dude