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@detcrashmore.bsky.social

Chicago Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?

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It’s nice they each have a wingman for meeting women

03.08.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I wish I had a gay brother , for the bits

03.08.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s $9/month. This is bizarre.

02.08.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love this band

30.07.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol go away

30.07.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not whiskey. Bing owns a malt shop

30.07.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should try a malt from his shop, they’re delicious.

30.07.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

30.07.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing Bing Lujo’s voice in my head as I read this and it makes it SO much funnier

30.07.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You don’t care this much !

30.07.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dove Deodarant is using β€œMy Neck My Back” but changed the lyrics to β€œmy neck my back, my legs n bits and all that β€œ

30.07.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

27.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1390    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Pat Caputo sucks

27.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a good bat , Lance

26.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just did the same. Oh no.

26.07.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!

26.07.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Shomer fuckin Shabbos

25.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Makes me very uncomfortable

24.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was at that game too. I hate being a fan of this team

24.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying

23.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mets may have dropped 2 out of 3 this weekend , but you guys got the sweep in Chicago this weekend.

LGM.

21.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw someone say they thought it was a slang term for a lobotomy , and I’ve decided to go w that

20.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you make bubbles out of soups, stews and chowders?

18.07.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just staff up on a sitcom

18.07.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tommy, how's the Peeping?
YouTube video by Nicholas Michalak Tommy, how's the Peeping?

youtu.be/VThipr-UQS4?...

17.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about instead of these hypotheticals you join the rest of us in attempting to dissuade people from supporting him so that he doesn’t become the nominee ?

15.07.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Team had two guys who are in the hall of fame. One of them is Ben Wallace

14.07.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks did you know you can just tell your library to buy stuff for you? Pretty incredible power you have tbh

12.07.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Calling my date Baby Bro all night

12.07.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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