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‘Amoral, evil’: vitriolic backlash builds against comics who played Riyadh festival Murder by bone-saw, lashings for rape victims, punishment amputation, jail for satirists … these are the Saudi human rights abuses fuelling the fury being directed at the likes of Louis CK, Dave Chapp...

Hannah Jane Parkinson is so good www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

The ‘serves him right’ line is amazing.

Stamp duty is not the problem, dickhead.

The problem is the profiteering by the layers of people: conveyancers, estate agents, mortgage brokers, lenders, sales progressors, management companies.

There are so many characters involved in my current move, I’ve had to draw myself a fucking diagram.

Had to check my watchlist to make sure this wasn’t me.

Fortunately, it’s just a load of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, so that’s definitely me.

I’m constantly astonished that everyone with a stake in completing the transaction, banking the money and moving on to the next sale/purchase either a) cannot be bothered or b) does it so badly that I don’t know they make a living.

If you’re going to be a greedy capitalist, at least do it well.

I’ve been trying to move for 16 months. The whole system is fucked and needs a total overhaul, not just some tinkering around the edges.

It happened.

It’s happening.

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I started watching the first episodes this week and am similarly impressed with its narrative structure and cinematography.

“So I leaned over… tapped her on the cleavage with a pastry fork, I said…”

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the Saudi state-sponsored murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

As comedians perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, we urge them to publicly call for Saudi authorities to free unjustly detained Saudi dissidents, journalists, and activists.

I used to work with Erno Goldfinger’s great-granddaughter and it was a daily struggle not to ask her *everything* about him and his work.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. My superpower is identifying guest actors in The Archers.

Got Janice Connolly in about three seconds tonight 💅🏻

I'm going up to London tomorrow. I'm worried because violent crime is down there by 13%.

Timmy Mallett backing Men's Sheds bench chat initiative The former BBC presenter, famous for wielding his mallet, helped put together one of the benches.

I didn’t have ‘crying at a Timmy Mallett news story’ on my list for today but there we go

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Why in the name of holy fuck would you even want to?

It turns out listening to Captain of Her Heart by Double *doesn’t* magically transport you back to Switzerland and away from emails from dickheads. ☹️

Me on my way to the rapture

Blofeld is on Call My Bluff.

I’ll miss a lot about Switzerland. But I will not miss the four different languages buzzing around my head and absolutely mashing my swede.

Prochain arrêt: Lausanne

Looking up at the mountains from the platform at Brig station.

Platform with a view.

Oh no what a shame might be stuck here

Can confirm it’s a looooooong way down.

Bugger that. Also, they’ve added a bin since 1995.

Am I heck!

Distinct lack of bungying Brosnans though.

The Versazca Dam

Dam!

Fuck the fash.