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Tom Jamieson

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State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector

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Wowsers! Tonight

02.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When this dumb stupid bubble bursts, it's going to burst SO hard.

02.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

01.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 795    🔁 478    💬 6    📌 22

Still not 100% certain this new channel 'Mock The Week' is on really exists

02.02.2026 10:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Mandelson & grammies

Mandelson & grammies

Seems an odd thing to give him an award for...

02.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Never have heroes

01.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

01.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 9512    🔁 2372    💬 74    📌 147

Could be just me, but starting to get an inkling that Peter Mandelson wasn't the nice guy we all thought he was

01.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Makes sense. Don't do pubs anymore but well remember that crush at the bar& arseholes pushing in to get served first. Tedious!

01.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The scene at the old boyfriend's house they stop at is so pure funny

01.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the quite ridiculous world that doesn't have Catherine O'Hara in it, watched 'Best in Show' tonight. Still one of the funniest films ever made. She's so great. So great!

31.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 67    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

01.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 5920    🔁 1245    💬 224    📌 165

She hasn't put the tape measure over her carry on bag?

01.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed! Seems it's more block booking empty screenings

01.02.2026 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It made £9m in the first weekend packing theatres according to Deadline. It is all bullshit

01.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship

This is what’s known as dodgy as fuck…

Farage is in hock to murky foreign billionaires, taking their money to prioritise their interests if they buy him power. He’s exploiting people’s racism and anger to pretend he’s on their side. But he’s already sold them out.

www.thetimes.com/article/660a...

01.02.2026 09:20 — 👍 654    🔁 305    💬 37    📌 17
Melania 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes

Melania 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes

Melania audience score on Rotten Tomatoes in 99%. Never go full Nth Korea lads

01.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 39    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1
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Here’s the problem…

Feelings started trumping facts

Stewart Lee put it perfectly when we met him…

31.01.2026 17:27 — 👍 310    🔁 100    💬 15    📌 10

Yes, will go there tomorrow,

31.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a cast, Eugene so perfect as ever with Catherine, the BEST pretend married couple, Posey Parker, Jane Lynch & Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, Michael McKean...TOO much funny.

31.01.2026 21:55 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In the quite ridiculous world that doesn't have Catherine O'Hara in it, watched 'Best in Show' tonight. Still one of the funniest films ever made. She's so great. So great!

31.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 67    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Thoughts with Melania Trump today sweating on the box office takings being released to see if Melania2 will be green-lit 🤞🤞🤞

30.01.2026 13:16 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 1
Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Thinking of getting away from people this weekend & spending some time on my own...so I've book to see the Melania movie at my local Vue 8pm tomorrow

29.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 53    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 0

It was!

30.01.2026 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Recreating the famous Battle of Uncanny Valley...

Looks souless and shit. Slow handclap all.

29.01.2026 20:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rather suspiciously this same set off four seats seem to be the only ones booked on any showing you check at my local odeon. Occasionally there's someone in the middle as well.

29.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Argentina President

Argentina President

barry Keoghan

barry Keoghan

Looking forward to Barry Keoghan's Javier Milei bio-pic

29.01.2026 13:39 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1
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One a ludicrously cartoonish world & the other etc etc

29.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Thinking of getting away from people this weekend & spending some time on my own...so I've book to see the Melania movie at my local Vue 8pm tomorrow

29.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 53    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 0

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