Tom Jamieson

Wowsers! Tonight

When this dumb stupid bubble bursts, it's going to burst SO hard.

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

Still not 100% certain this new channel 'Mock The Week' is on really exists

Mandelson & grammies

Seems an odd thing to give him an award for...

Never have heroes

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

Could be just me, but starting to get an inkling that Peter Mandelson wasn't the nice guy we all thought he was

Makes sense. Don't do pubs anymore but well remember that crush at the bar& arseholes pushing in to get served first. Tedious!

The scene at the old boyfriend's house they stop at is so pure funny

In the quite ridiculous world that doesn't have Catherine O'Hara in it, watched 'Best in Show' tonight. Still one of the funniest films ever made. She's so great. So great!

If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

She hasn't put the tape measure over her carry on bag?

Agreed! Seems it's more block booking empty screenings

It made £9m in the first weekend packing theatres according to Deadline. It is all bullshit

Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship

This is what’s known as dodgy as fuck…

Farage is in hock to murky foreign billionaires, taking their money to prioritise their interests if they buy him power. He’s exploiting people’s racism and anger to pretend he’s on their side. But he’s already sold them out.

www.thetimes.com/article/660a...

Melania 99% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes

Melania audience score on Rotten Tomatoes in 99%. Never go full Nth Korea lads

Here’s the problem…

Feelings started trumping facts

Stewart Lee put it perfectly when we met him…

Yes, will go there tomorrow,

What a cast, Eugene so perfect as ever with Catherine, the BEST pretend married couple, Posey Parker, Jane Lynch & Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, Michael McKean...TOO much funny.

In the quite ridiculous world that doesn't have Catherine O'Hara in it, watched 'Best in Show' tonight. Still one of the funniest films ever made. She's so great. So great!

Thoughts with Melania Trump today sweating on the box office takings being released to see if Melania2 will be green-lit 🤞🤞🤞

Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Thinking of getting away from people this weekend & spending some time on my own...so I've book to see the Melania movie at my local Vue 8pm tomorrow

It was!

Recreating the famous Battle of Uncanny Valley...

Looks souless and shit. Slow handclap all.

Rather suspiciously this same set off four seats seem to be the only ones booked on any showing you check at my local odeon. Occasionally there's someone in the middle as well.

Argentina President

barry Keoghan

Looking forward to Barry Keoghan's Javier Milei bio-pic

One a ludicrously cartoonish world & the other etc etc

Movie theatre showing Melania movie

Thinking of getting away from people this weekend & spending some time on my own...so I've book to see the Melania movie at my local Vue 8pm tomorrow