@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
Home office bollocks about immigrants
Oh do fuck off normalising Farage/Musk rhetoric demonising immigrants
IT WILL NOT END WELL...
Desk Christmas decorations
Desk Christmas decorations are up
07.12.2025 09:20 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
06.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 18245 🔁 4437 💬 239 📌 238These far right 'free speech' absolutists sure love places where there's no free speech at all.
06.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How sad, unhinged & narcissistic do you have to be to make FIFA invent a 'peace prize' to give you
05.12.2025 13:01 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
this story isn’t going away
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Here you go
www.dailymotion.com/video/xflqt2
Great sketch
05.12.2025 08:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Never have I been so thankful for 'legal problems'
05.12.2025 06:59 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Okay, as long as people don't find out I'm not going to die.
04.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I cannot offer you a big Black Friday deal (though if my inbox is anything to go by, nobody can - up to 20% off, ooh) but my forthcoming book has a small discount and a pre-order hugely helps with it getting stocked come release day🙏
uk.bookshop.org/p/books/get-...
Sadly not going to die, would have enjoyed otherwise x
04.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks June
04.12.2025 10:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pooch recovery diary - week 12. All clear from the Vet for first time off the lead since his knee op (just for 5 minutes daily to start)
No skills have been lost
lol
03.12.2025 18:41 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0👏👏👏
Also this was my mum's FAVOURITE conspiracy theory
Drunk racoon
Drunk raccoon passed out
A Christmas hero is born...
03.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1
News it on new Lords speaker
Any clue which is which? Would like to see his 'Pas De Bourreé'
03.12.2025 14:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Everyone involved in this child’s kidnapping is going to hell.
03.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 1203 🔁 313 💬 8 📌 6That is a new low
02.12.2025 08:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Holy fuck. Stealing from a food bank is like desecrating a church. These absolute shits.
02.12.2025 07:58 — 👍 88 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 0When first married working, shopping, cooking, cleaning & ironing & making love all night was exhausting. Love her.
30.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First poster I’ve ever seen having a stroke in real time
30.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jilly Cooper’s Desert Island Discs is on R4 Extra - a glorious listen. She was a treasure
30.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Writers 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
30.11.2025 06:24 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Writers 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
30.11.2025 06:24 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Wonders what being angry 24/7 does to you*
*Graham Linehan
AI photo of woman feeding deer
The levels of stupidity that AI slop reveals is jaw-dropping…
YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL???
Woman yelling at concert
They’re yelling at concerts over on the other place
29.11.2025 13:42 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
What a great headline
28.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 40756 🔁 11324 💬 300 📌 280
