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Tom Jamieson

@tomjam.bsky.social

State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector

8,933 Followers  |  389 Following  |  1,465 Posts  |  Joined: 05.08.2023  |  2.2019

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They be Clickbaiting!

05.08.2025 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup with gif-finder.com in the corner ALT: a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup with gif-finder.com in the corner
05.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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05.08.2025 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Classic case of sour grapes…

05.08.2025 09:10 — 👍 64    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

Seen the trailer! Oh yipes! A feast of shite

03.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

odd call. Decent booing!

03.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Rain has departed W12 & we have weak sun again here

03.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Already sunny again here in W12 after the rain blew through.

03.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goes without saying it is the most jaw-dropping indefensible profiteering

03.08.2025 11:17 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to nothing happening as a result of this

03.08.2025 11:13 — 👍 33    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Oh! They’ll learn.

03.08.2025 08:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still slightly obsessed with your ‘do everything together’ holiday couple - they need their own ITV thriller

03.08.2025 07:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s why I love you Cod 🙌🙌🙌

03.08.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perfect Sunday morning thread. Just lovely👇👇👇

03.08.2025 06:29 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Burn AI with fire

02.08.2025 10:35 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Fake News

01.08.2025 18:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The final words of mankind were…

01.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Possibly a mistake to tape Threads last night so I could watch it next week

01.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I know King Tango is desperate to keep the latest Epstein story off the front pages, but starting a nuclear war seems a tad Dr. Strangelove

01.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Have some positive vibes from me!

30.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read all the good reviews & then was so underwhelmed.

29.07.2025 08:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
29.07.2025 08:13 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Proper Satirical genius…and an all round brilliant chap too. We need more Tom Lehrer in the moron Age of King Tango. RIP

27.07.2025 21:45 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t believe all the time we’ve wasted down the years watching men’s football

27.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 105    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 2

Proper Satirical genius…and an all round brilliant chap too. We need more Tom Lehrer in the moron Age of King Tango. RIP

27.07.2025 21:45 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t believe all the time we’ve wasted down the years watching men’s football

27.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 105    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 2

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27.07.2025 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The pile was VERY large at one point. Will need thinning again soon

27.07.2025 09:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No once in the pile he has no interest in them. Their job is done.

27.07.2025 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have returned five full IKEA bags to the park then the circle of stick life recommences

27.07.2025 09:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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