I don’t want a surprise party, I want
an unsurprise party where I know exactly who’s gonna be there and exactly what they’re gonna say to me and exactly when it’s gonna be over and exactly what I’m supposed to wear please

20.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 693    🔁 41    💬 25    📌 2

Remember when you were in school and you read "The Diary of Anne Frank" and you thought of all the things you would have done to stop the Nazis?

Do those things now.

20.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 2779    🔁 629    💬 68    📌 35

Pat Mahomes frowning

When someone tells me I should read the books I already have at home first

10.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 833    🔁 42    💬 15    📌 6

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

10.02.2025 01:36 — 👍 44252    🔁 7163    💬 219    📌 160

End racism removed from endzone

The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time

05.02.2025 01:26 — 👍 2639    🔁 535    💬 190    📌 45

I joined tonight and you were the first person I followed!

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