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Astronomy professor, butlerian jihadist, apokotastasis enthusiast ☦️

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Next pope?

22.02.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tempted by the False God of Convenience What to watch for as AI speeds forward.

Don't let the LLM take your humanity thedispatch.com/article/arti...

17.02.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Seconded

13.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Three screenshots, all on the bridge. First pic is Worf, uncomfortably close in on his face and he looks like he's screaming and about to eat your face. His Klingon forehead loaf is extra sharp and ridgey, and his eyes have a sick maniacal twinkle. Closed caption reads, "[WORF YELLING]"
Pic two is still on Worf, only now he's just standing like a chill Klingon guy, and we now see he's talking to someone but we only see them from behind. Closed caption reads, "This is how the Klingon lures a mate."
Third pic is now fully focused on who Worf was talking to, a young Wesley Crusher barely 5 minutes into his own puberty, who is staring awkwardly back at Worf.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Three screenshots, all on the bridge. First pic is Worf, uncomfortably close in on his face and he looks like he's screaming and about to eat your face. His Klingon forehead loaf is extra sharp and ridgey, and his eyes have a sick maniacal twinkle. Closed caption reads, "[WORF YELLING]" Pic two is still on Worf, only now he's just standing like a chill Klingon guy, and we now see he's talking to someone but we only see them from behind. Closed caption reads, "This is how the Klingon lures a mate." Third pic is now fully focused on who Worf was talking to, a young Wesley Crusher barely 5 minutes into his own puberty, who is staring awkwardly back at Worf.

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Also, did you hear about the guy who spotted and albino Dalmatian at the dog park yesterday? He figured it was the least he could do. #Bonusjoke.

Alt in pic 1 Also, did you hear about the guy who spotted and albino Dalmatian at the dog park yesterday? He figured it was the least he could do. #Bonusjoke.

13.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 719    🔁 108    💬 16    📌 9

Woke up to 19 degrees… approximately 34 degrees warmer than yesterday morning lol

22.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really hope to visit a Tewahedo cathedral for liturgy someday.

22.01.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.

pagliacci: but doc,

doctor: wiggles

pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-

doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

07.01.2025 02:37 — 👍 2812    🔁 404    💬 20    📌 1

Clicking this reply is an infinite loop

07.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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book clubbing this with a friend who is very deep in the scientistic / materialistic worldview; say a prayer, if you remember, that our reading of it bears good fruit!

07.01.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As long as we continue to farm animals in confined conditions, where they stew in each other's juices, we will continue to incubate strange and deadly new diseases. Farm-grown diseases have killed many millions.

07.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I like this idea…

06.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It probably wouldn’t work as well on here, not enough terminally online hyperdox orthobros

06.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a cowboy hat says good to see you on a prime video ad ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says good to see you on a prime video ad
06.01.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Real ale drinkers rise up (I have been extremely ill all weekend)

06.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey Twitter brethren, I’ve (partially) migrated :)

06.01.2025 02:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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