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Chris Brainard

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578 Followers  |  284 Following  |  633 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.3423

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Hell yeah! Now let's impeach RFK Jr., because I'm tired of tax money going to his weird little obsessions (shirtless sizzle reels with deranged clowns, hanging around roadkill burn pits, become the human avatar of E. coli via dark necromancy).

18.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rousey hasn’t fought since 2016, and Carano hasn’t fought since 2009, this will be a complete shitshow.

17.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic! Here’s to many more…years of being sober and raises too.

14.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Can't Stop the Music, Xanadu, The Moment, Let's Spend the Night Together

Can't Stop the Music, Xanadu, The Moment, Let's Spend the Night Together

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

13.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAustin Reaves should also be safely assumed to be back on a new deal.” β€œShould” being the keyword, I still have PTSD from Caruso.

12.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the Hollywood insider insight I’m here for, thanks!

11.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A little of one, and a ridiculous amount of two.

11.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is flying in the wind ALT: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is flying in the wind

Please Canada, make us the 11th province, or at least a good portion of us.

11.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this thread below is hopefully my final word on why I dislike to the point of hostility, engaging around my television/videogame critic career. To use your parlance it’s trauma upon trauma for me.

Because of the β€œrude” label I wouldn’t mind help getting this record of fact out there.

09.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

It appears that while I was sleeping, you had some wonderful interactions with the finest people this platform has to offer. Good lord…

09.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still have plenty of these. You can donate to ANY of the organizations at www.standwithminnesota.com and I will send you a souvenir old KITH tour pass.

08.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look what showed up today, some @kithonline.bsky.social souvenirs and a handwritten note, on Winnie the Pooh stationary no less, from @tavie.bsky.social. Thanks so much, Tavie!

07.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a rabbit

07.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a perfect choice. I definitely watched this, forgot it existed, forgot it had *all the guys*, but once I did remember, I would have sworn it was an Apple release. Memory Holed, indeed.

06.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, a β€œstaffer” is posting for Trump? Yeah, he’s letting someone else have access to his social account, sure.

06.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s definitely not wearing her cross necklace today.

06.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)

As the mighty @fishboneband.bsky.social put it, he’s just a…
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06.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot about all about the John Candy doc, I just bumped it to the top of my queue. Thanks for the reminder!

06.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The β€˜Burbs, Bring It On, Drugstore Cowboy, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

The β€˜Burbs, Bring It On, Drugstore Cowboy, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

06.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sorry, how much? I’m having a hard time picturing β€œ$2 billion million.”

06.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are 355 total patrons, but only 65 willing to pay $3, which is the only tier that he offers.

06.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had to check it out; if anyone can make it more than three to five minutes, they should either be rewarded or institutionalized. I see he has 65 people that pay $3/month for his Patreon. Who the fuck is paying for this?

06.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I image that screaming woman looks like Kalin Morrow in Cuckoo.

05.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Bulls are just trying to see how many trades they can make.

05.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to have renewed with both @marisakabas.bsky.social and @atrupar.com within the last week, thank you both for all of your hard work!

05.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a scene in The Bone Temple that is one of my favorite scenes in any movie in a long time, I will say no more.

04.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For once I absolutely believe Leavitt, this is clearly a β€œcoordinated” effort.

03.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! Mrs. Sessler is a saint.

03.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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