angie beason

In addition to stealing all the jobs and buying all the homes and getting free healthcare & social security benefits and eating cats & dogs, they're hiding the cattle in their shirts? Throwing them over the wall? And why are they only bringing the sick cattle? They're leaving the healthy ones home?!

"You want dinner at 4:30, and I want to go to bed at 7:30, I get it. The early darkness is hard on us both!"

A thing I just said to my cat.

after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better

Toy Story 5?! 🙄 Hollywood really has folded up the tent on paying for new film content, Disney in particular. Gotta milk that existing IP for every cent.

Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

Opinion | He’s a citizen with a Real ID. ICE detained him anyway. Twice. Leo Garcia Venegas’s experience shows why Trump’s immigration raids are unconstitutional.

When the Trump administration says they aren’t detaining citizens, they are lying, lying, lying.

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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

Republicans took away your healthcare. We refused to fight back. Please rush us $3

Hail up to 1.5”! That’s gonna be a no for me. #TNWx

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

Steve Bannon rips Donald Trump Jr.’s business partner for defending the "aristocracy"

Steve Bannon is wedded to the misperception that MAGA's driving force is a working class base, when in fact its core is private equity and family businesses whose aim is to capture as much public money as possible before the whole thing collapses.

My latest at @mmfa.bsky.social

Prayers up for all the pet owners out there doing their best to explain “falling back” to very hungry and unhappy cats and dogs.

One good way to destroy a society its to incentivize a snitch culture, where people learn to distrust one another. You don't have to look for Stasi examples. See state laws putting private bounties on women seeking an abortion.
From 2024 @adamserwer.bsky.social: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Halloween Acronyms

YOLO your outfit looks outstanding
OMG oh my gourd
LOL living or lifeless
BFF broomstick for flying
WTF work the fangs
FTW fear the wicked
GSOH graveyard seance offers haunting
SMH so much horror
VPL verified pumpkin lumination
WFH witching from home

“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.”

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The Trump Administration is an assembly of koolaid drinking trolls who can’t see how insane they are. Problem is the press corps actively covers this up and Democrats are too cowardly to beat on it like a drum.

U.S. Strikes 2nd Boat in Pacific as Antidrug Operation Expands

I read the whole article, and you have to get deep into it, past many “Mr. Trump says” and “Mr. Hegseth says”and unattributed “believed to be,” before a perfunctory “has not offered evidence” and “outside experts…have said the campaign is illegal.”

Uncritical repetition of proven liars’ propaganda.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Disappointed to learn the Louvre jewelry heist wasn’t a teaser for the sequel to Ocean’s 8.

Expiring ACA Premium Tax Credits Could Lead to Nearly 340,000 Jobs Lost Across the U.S. in 2026 Unless Congress acts quickly to extend the enhanced ACA marketplace premium tax credits, nearly 5 million people could lose health insurance coverage in 2026.

"researchers have estimated that the end of enhanced tax credits will lead to 7.3 mill people losing their ACA coverage in 2026, of whom 4.8 mill would become uninsured. The loss of the additional subsidies are projected to increase how much...enrollees must pay...from an avg of $888 to $1,904/year"

Opened a couple of windows earlier, and the wind gusting thru cooled my house down so quickly the heat kicked on! #coldfrontishere

'Hi Teresa': Mike Vrabel reunites with Titans beat reporter in return to Tennessee - ESPN Video Former Titans head coach Mike Vrabel returns to Tennessee this week, where he faces his former team but also reunites with a local beat reporter.

Love this explainer on Coach Vrabel always giving the first question to our own @teresamwalker.bsky.social and now to sportswriter Karen Guregian.

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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

all these people protesting today in groups of a few dozen on the main streets of small towns in deep red Trump country - where they will absolutely take shit from their neighbors about it at church tomorrow or at work on Monday or next time they go to the grocery store - are braver than the Marines

Callahan? More like Callacan’t. #Titans

(Surely someone more clever than me has already made this joke.)

NPR 'founding mother' Susan Stamberg has died Susan Stamberg, an original National Public Radio staffer who went on to become the first U.S. woman to anchor a nightly national news program, has died.

One of the best. With the most soothing voice on public radio. RIP

www.npr.org/2025/10/16/1...

Fascinating. I’m going to assume this person’s interaction with women often include “I was just kidding” or “Can’t you take a joke?” responses.

Oh no oh no. Not Diane Keaton, dammit.