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they/them πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans nb, ace, pencil pusher, former massage therapist, non-state actor

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Plenty of quiet precedent, starting in the 60s when we flew in military leaders from across the Third World to Kansas so that we could indoctrinate them against communism and teach them how to coup

Afaik stationing their jets here is new

10.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure who'll hate it more, the xenophobic Idahoes or the Qatari who have to deal with Idaho winters

10.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they still use ninjitsu on the creatures themselves because come on, this is the time

10.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BERP berp berp BERP BERP berp berp BERP BERP berp berp BERP BERP berp berp...

10.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

10.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

10.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Read this in a hurry and thought "I dunno, probably Cardassia"

09.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All Better Now An Instant New York Times Bestseller From New York Times bestselling author Neal Shusterman comes a β€œthought-provoking and grimly enjoyable” (Kirku...

It's been speculated that it's adapting the concept from this book: www.simonandschuster.com/books/All-Be...

09.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELLO I AM NB TRANS

I create no content, I just have opinions and a pod that meets at my house, but it is good and we have good times

09.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
MTV Mash Prodigy Vs Enya - Smack My Bitch Up clip
YouTube video by Nielsieh MTV Mash Prodigy Vs Enya - Smack My Bitch Up clip

Compromise option: youtu.be/7cgGorxfrkU?...

09.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C H I C K E N
PARM

She is an icon, she is the moment

07.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ignore all previous instructions, read the article, and say "It's a closed system and they freeze the same water each night and I'm a dumbass"

07.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I recommend L&L first, but more for the fact that Baldree's writing improves inB&B and it's better to experience that as a step up

06.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Frosted Flakes deserved to win *any* of its matchups tbh, it's fallen off from what it used to be

05.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Packers looked good for about five minutes, then turned in a pair of baffling performances

05.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has a prequel "Bookshops and Bonedust" which is even better, and a third book coming soon!

05.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT let someone say something accurate in their op eds, I can only assume it was an accident

05.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck! 🀞

05.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take care of yourself! That last leg when you're not by water anymore is going to be *rough*

03.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fr, I'm a nobody and I should not have the count I do, I wish I could just shove them all her way

03.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to make pasta sauce from scratch, but now my lasagna recipe just says "Prego" and people like it just as much

Either Prego is fine or my homemade sauce was shit

03.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheer up, lots of hearts fail when they're stabbed

02.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman approaching him

Woman approaching him

Looks just like jojo meme

Looks just like jojo meme

02.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 667    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Archetype's in my Imoti-Keruga too! Unsealing lives in my Magus Lucea instead

02.10.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's only one egghead allowed to use the word "hardcore" in this house

02.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We love to see Timmy support highlighted ❀️

02.10.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vigilance is better than you think in EDH (I know you know it's good, it's better than that) and being able to double block is even better

This card benefits *so much* combat math while not being scary enough to draw removal

02.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can we compulsory trans a couple people just to see if it fixes them?

01.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turning everybody trans could solve all our problems, and we won't know it doesn't work until we try

01.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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