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173 Followers  |  107 Following  |  91 Posts  |  Joined: 19.07.2023  |  1.6356

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The great miracle of the universe is how in the 24 hours between showers the loofah that last enveloped my junk is now perfectly suitable for scrubbing my face

20.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How come of all the "Varsity Blues" stars fucking Jon Voight is still alive

11.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

01.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10747    πŸ” 3240    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 167
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Oh fuck off

31.01.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
{Captain America at the newsstand}

NOT AGAIN!

WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA!

NOW WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED β€œDRUG WAR!"

WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA ALONE ?!

{Captain America at the newsstand} NOT AGAIN! WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA! NOW WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED β€œDRUG WAR!" WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA ALONE ?!

05.01.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2209    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 16

Twitter version better tbh

07.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday 2026 you are just a little baby yet but please donut fuck this up

01.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Australia have the future

01.01.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasy Football Semifinalist Holding Out Hope For 40-Point Stat Correction Christmas Present Suddenly Turns Virulant Atheist, Details At 10

25.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent software called autoincorrect and people would use it just because they'd appreciate not being lied to.

10.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let the Skull Kid try the Fierce Deity mask, what the fuck does THAT look like

13.09.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS

12.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE

12.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@npr.org Platforming Dave Portnoy is disappointing.

09.06.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves

03.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures

19.05.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1248    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747

12.05.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2264    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Simple to check, just gotta fail the spoon test

11.05.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel
YouTube video by Fujinaga Flex Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel

10 magnificent min of β€œKUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...

10.05.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii:  β€œQueen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: β€œQueen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

β€œBustin’ makes me feel good”

09.05.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9134    πŸ” 1179    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 874

Loudly and proudly

01.05.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is @murrman5.bsky.social not tagged in this yet

01.05.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actual lol here

20.04.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Missed these posts.

04.04.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him.

03.04.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5
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Good luck, all!
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther

02.04.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1093    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 117

I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

24.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.

22.03.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9970    πŸ” 1735    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 61

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