Alfred O'Sauce

calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS

SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE

@npr.org Platforming Dave Portnoy is disappointing.

Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves

ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures

nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747

Simple to check, just gotta fail the spoon test

YouTube video by Fujinaga Flex Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel

10 magnificent min of “KUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Loudly and proudly

Why is @murrman5.bsky.social not tagged in this yet

Actual lol here

Missed these posts.

Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him.

Good luck, all!
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther

I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.

RFK Jr. in his kennel rn wailing HEYYYYYYY DAAAAAAAAD WHADDYA THINK ABOUT YOUR SON NOW

So it DIDN'T just do that

It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Ron Mexico 2028

computer

10/10 alt text

hell dude bout to cause a truckus

Military bases all over the Eastern Hemisphere,

screen shot of the restore cdc website

hands on face meme, white black drawing

​Archivists recreate pre-Trump CDC website, hosting it in Europe. ​

🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r...

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.