Edgar Allan Home Depot

The great miracle of the universe is how in the 24 hours between showers the loofah that last enveloped my junk is now perfectly suitable for scrubbing my face

How come of all the "Varsity Blues" stars fucking Jon Voight is still alive

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Oh fuck off

{Captain America at the newsstand} NOT AGAIN! WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA! NOW WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED “DRUG WAR!" WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA ALONE ?!

Twitter version better tbh

Happy birthday 2026 you are just a little baby yet but please donut fuck this up

Does Australia have the future

Fantasy Football Semifinalist Holding Out Hope For 40-Point Stat Correction Christmas Present Suddenly Turns Virulant Atheist, Details At 10

They should invent software called autoincorrect and people would use it just because they'd appreciate not being lied to.

Let the Skull Kid try the Fierce Deity mask, what the fuck does THAT look like

calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS

SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE

@npr.org Platforming Dave Portnoy is disappointing.

Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves

ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures

nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747

Simple to check, just gotta fail the spoon test

YouTube video by Fujinaga Flex Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel

10 magnificent min of “KUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Loudly and proudly

Why is @murrman5.bsky.social not tagged in this yet

Actual lol here

Missed these posts.

Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him.

Good luck, all!
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther

I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.