Princess Geia 🍉

Nooo random sizes is fun!

Charlie is pooped after decorating.

I swear Jenny from Gogglebox is like Julie Walters in acorn antiques

When the cameras stop she's a right posh cow.

Wow I'd totally forgotten the joy at riffling through the work stationary cupboard for provisions.

Do I need a little nobbly rubber finger cover and more post its? Yes, yes I do.

The fear is based on their twisted fantasy of reality

I read about groypers today... This sounds like them

All I see is people who have gotten lost so far down the online discourse that their reality is fundamentally different. No logical argument can save them.

It's interesting enjoying a holiday while listening to a book about the inevitability societal collapse.

Totally, like the in-between generation

Lovely lake views

Sat next to a table of 20 something's in a restaurant last night. 2 scrolling, 1 on a video call, one watching a video, all while eating their dinner. Starkly different generation.

"only the machines, from now on, are inevitable."

- Isaac Asimov

Just been to a hammam and been pummelled by a large greek bear.

Who is this?

Union jack sunglasses 😎

A lot of loud middle aged white men on this train to London. Not to stereotype, but It's either a sporting event or they're joining that 'fascist free speech' march.

Nooo first time risking this janky train network going to an airport from home instead of driving.

Going on holiday. First time taking the train, it's risky, but strangely, it was cheaper than a week's airport parking.

2 mins late and seat reservations not working. Not a great start.

Stranger things has another season, didn't that end like six years ago?

A HUNDRED AND THIRTY QUID for a week's parking around Gatwick airport.

Can you believe 2 train tickets are cheaper?! Topsy turvy world.

Just watching Game On. It's nice to see the packaging on tunnocks tea cakes hasn't changed after all these years.

Erm...

Imagine the message it would send if Gary Lineker won 'Presenter of the Year' at this year's National Television Awards

Standing up for compassion & the right to speak out

And, the feathers it would ruffle

My lovely followers, you know what to do:

nationaltvawards.com/vote

🗓️ Deadline: 12th Sep

No coverage of the evils of genocide allowed but there's a show called "fare dodgers" that absolutely demonises people that don't buy train tickets.

We live in the upside down.

I remember a story about a town in India overrun with rats. The British paid the locals for every rat they killed using the tail as evidence. When all the wild rats were dead the locals started breeding rats to bleed the British of the reward money.

Can't wait for AI to recommend slavery.

Hacks

WW2 ended 2nd September.

Wouldn't it be weird if WW3 started exactly 80 years later?

#fifteendays

Amazon prime suddenly putting a series behind a paywall after I've watched 5 episodes. What a bunch of cunts. The enshitification of the online world matches on.

Do tell!
I read ministry for the future which includes 'the children of Kali' that do similar for environmental infractions.