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Republicans: We’ll only release the files about Clinton to protect Trump

nice

Are the history books going to explain how the president was so salty about everyone laughing about his break up that he attacked LA or are we going to have to tell the kids that?

Not a great sign that the guy with the nuke codes doesn’t understand that in a mutually assured destruction situation you can’t destroy the other guy.

But I’m here for it. 🍿

“C’mon you love this song.”

“No, YOU love this song. I just don’t complain about your obsession with playing it all the time.”

Spotify is starting to feel so much like marriage, my year wrapped will just be a message that reads I don’t love you any more and I’m renting an apartment.

Former Vice President Pence defends Constitution after getting Profile in Courage Award Former Vice President Mike Pence repeatedly defended the Constitution after receiving the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award.

People tend to dismiss VP Pence’s actions on J6: he was just doing his job, why should he get any credit for simply sticking to the letter of the law?

But if it was so easy to do, why was he one of the very few in his party to do it?

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Loving the Walton Goggins moment we’re in, but if he ends up in a marvel movie humanity is truly lost.

Watching a sparrow give itself a dust bath. Thinking about dry shampoo.

Reeeeeally great guests. Chefs kiss, guys.

This is absolutely the best way to make it register for people. Any resources left, any staff left, should be focused solely on preservation, not on tourism. Make them cancel their vacation plans.

I was reflecting this morning on how strange it is that Gen Z as a block isn’t more liberal than Millennials. Then I remembered the surge of young angry white bros and it all clicked.

My Huxley was very chuckled to learn there are other dogs named Huxley out there.

Exactly. They soften it. This woman tapping her heart a bunch…it’s so telling that even she knows, all of them know, what he did was it, baby. And they only get as close as they dare (or as their level of wealth allows).

Someone talked to him about a river delta and he confused it for a Delta faucet. He’s been talking about this giant faucet “the size of a building” for years. Once you see what happened in his brain it’s so clear.

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This aged faster than milk, love.

Must I Care? Now that the presidential election is officially certified (miraculously violence-free!); now that the moving trucks are booked; now that Santa has closed up shop for the season and the new year has d...

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And when he thought that river delta in CA was a faucet the size of a building.

It’s your friend saying “girl, if he wanted to, he would.”

But he is the Dems, and it’s about dismantling the American health insurance industry.

You have pizza leftover?

YouTube video by ufoutlier It's A Wonderful Life - Mr. Potter vs George Bailey

Remember. Every. Fucking. Christmas.

The “preserve your records” part gets me. Like somewhere deep down he knows he may need them to pull a cure out of their records for him when his plan goes south. *just in case*

She’s such a little angel when she sleeps.

Obsessed with slip in this studio. #contemporaryceramics

And you know that’s the position he chose to put his token black man in because he heard it has “urban” in the title.

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
Theodore Roosevelt

If we want to be done with Elon, all we need is for someone to show that picture to Trump.

Introducing myself with a lamp. #ceramics