SEE IF YOU MINUS 1 WITH ANOTHER DINOSAUR YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! I GOT A MINUS 0 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE RODAN KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME! YOU TAKE YOUR MINUS 1 CHANCE MINUS MY MINUS 0 CHANCE. I GOT A -1-0 CHANCE OF WINNING. SAMOA JOE THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
03.11.2025 04:33 β π 341 π 55 π¬ 11 π 0
I too was disappointed with this specific void.
I want bath with Skelly, and I want him to being doing an over-the-top sexy pose while doing it.
03.11.2025 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Watching the original seasons of The Simpsons today feels really, really off. They live in a two-storey house in a nice suburban neighbourhood, have three children, only one parent needs to work, and they're characterized as poor.
02.11.2025 02:46 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
01.11.2025 06:34 β π 5418 π 1362 π¬ 55 π 53
Islam and communism, truly the most ubiquitous and very real intersection
01.11.2025 03:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But what if... hear me out... The Cuomo team caught wind of your campaign from the start? What if staffers saw what you were putting out and thought: "Damn, this guy is good... too good. We need to somehow master his craft"
31.10.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is exactly how the Republicans attacked Obama in 2008. Literally the same script
29.10.2025 18:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Soak it in milk
Throw it against the wall
29.10.2025 16:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also: None of this changes the point of the story in even the slightest
29.10.2025 13:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me: *Quietly pulls out a card reading "Health" from a folder labeled "scientific phenomena" and replaces it in a folder labeled "evolution"*
29.10.2025 13:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Headline: This momβs son was asking Teslaβs Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says
Lede: A Toronto woman is sounding the alarm about Grok, Tesla's generative AI chatbot that was recently installed in many Tesla vehicles in Canada. Farah Nasser says Grok asked her 12-year-old son to send it nude photos during an innocent conversation about soccer. Tesla and xAI didn't respond to CBC News, except for what appeared to be an auto-generated response: "Legacy Media Lies."
Welcome to our incredibly dumb future
29.10.2025 12:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why are you liking their posts though
That's the actual problem here. I absolutely understanding following these creeps because their intersect your profession, but that's not where the story ends. You're interacting with them. You appear chummy with them. That's a choice, not an obligation.
29.10.2025 12:23 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Christ, there needs to be a word for this type of guy
My suggestion: Purple bros
27.10.2025 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man you've had an eventful year.
Congrats!
27.10.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Congrats to everyone involved!
27.10.2025 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ah, a fellow Antonio Stella Bottom Tile enjoyer
27.10.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wow your life sounds so hard I'm so sorry
27.10.2025 00:20 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Spliced headline from article: Can Democrats actually learn
No.
25.10.2025 16:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh.
Oh no.
24.10.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
24.10.2025 15:02 β π 9500 π 2148 π¬ 1391 π 2710
It's a well known fact of science that families in the 1800s and beyond tried for dozens of children because they would just end up so incredibly healthy, always.
24.10.2025 14:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't believe you
23.10.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fuck Ted Faro
23.10.2025 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Snickers bar and a metal whistle
Parents, please check your kidsβ candy this Halloween. Iβve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription βQUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now Iβm haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
22.10.2025 20:13 β π 5277 π 1387 π¬ 107 π 49
Either way they wouldn't outright deny involvement. They'd at best sugarcoat.
22.10.2025 04:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Don't forget Tiny Tim.
I don't even think he knew whether he was doing a bit or not
22.10.2025 04:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why would they lie?
Whenever cops are involved in brutality they're pretty keen to publicly pat themselves on the back
22.10.2025 04:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Actions speak louder than words, is how the saying goes I believe
So when the action is "has a Nazi death squad tattoo"...I dunno, that seems to me a clarion call
It really shouldn't be this big of a bombshell that people seeking power might lie about their intentions & should be met w/ skepticism
21.10.2025 23:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"The agent's firearm discharged." You know, just on its own. No way to have prevented this.
21.10.2025 20:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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