Pug at Law

A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

I think one of the underappreciated races on “people need to run for these jobs” lists is state bar associations.

Every state should see a slate of “we are going to sanction and disbar with a VENGEANCE” candidates in the next few yrs.

(You know this is why Bondi’s bro ran for the DC Bar Assn.)

Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

shopping for a hoodie on walmart dot com, I think this is the one

When the day comes I have a suggested diplomatically worded statement:

He did not believe in pretending to like his political opponents or those he perceived as disloyal to America and I will take from his example.

Duncan is such an inspiration. And a badass.

This is so goddamned beautiful. Get ‘em, Charlotte.

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Haven't seen such an explicit, shameless statement of the power dynamics of sexual harassment since Dennis's "the implication" scene in It's Always Sunny www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”

Jameis has scrambled my post

Never ending soup and salad (threatening)

thanks for voting to make this even more expensive while you get your busted-ass face paid for with the portion of my tax dollars you didn’t already send to Israel

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

A&M: they had us in the first half

we denying anybody communion at least at this point?

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

Nick Saban admiring pregnant Batman

My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.

Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska

A masked ICE agent sprays David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in the face during protests outside the ICE processing facility in Broadview, Illinois. Sept 19 2025 Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times.

Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church in chicago being hit in the head with a pepper ball Sept 19 at the Broadview ICE facility

An unidentified federal agent fires a chemical weapon into Rev. Jorge Bautista's face during a protest outside of Coast Guard Island in Oakland on Thursday Oct. 23, 2025. Credit: David Bacon

ICE vs the clergy

im reasonably certain you could win any election in america right now if you promised to take musk, thiel, trump, etc's money away and distribute it

Just a casual, preventative MRI. You know, nothing to worry about

President Trump briefly stops punching nation in the groin, demands applause for act of benevolent mercy

Way to put out that fire, sir.

NYT EDITORIAL DESK

"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"

"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"

"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"