Sarah Packard

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

So many Skarsgards!

Frack I'm old

you will be visited by 3 spirits

Sir!

Set of eight black and white photos, each one a blurry image of some part of a dark colored shorthaired kitten.

None of these are in focus, but that doesn’t diminish how much I love this set I have in which someone was trying to get a good photo of their kitten.

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

What is a micro-retirement? Inside the latest Gen Z trend (Fast Company) Gen Z is rethinking retirement—by taking it in mini doses. The rising trend of *micro-retirements* means career professionals are pressing pause for 1-2 weeks every year to avoid burnout and boost well-being. While it's gaining traction (even among non-Gen Z workers), experts warn these breaks could come with long-term financial and career tradeoffs. Is unplugging worth the risk? Here's what to consider before booking your "someday" now.

the zoomers have rebranded vacation

Happy last day of pride 🌈

and soon, perhaps, a little bit more than friends

Zohran and Attorney General Tish James marching together in NYC Pride.

A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️‍🌈

Senators, don't cut our health care to pay for tax breaks to billionaires. Don't do it. Don't cut Medicaid.

You will lose your jobs, but more importantly Americans will die because of your vote.

A little purr for you from the galaxy far, far away. (Sound on) 🐈‍⬛🤍 #cat #purr #maythe4thbewithyou

The comic is two panels. In the first panel, there's a closeup of a cat smiling and saying "You are enough." In the second panel, the cat looks more serious and is saying, "My food bowl? NOT enough. Get on it, slacker." He's pointing to the bowl.

You are enough

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#cats

Giles distracting a police officer by yelling “our families are in there! Our mother and tiny tiny babies” from Buffy s4’s “Who Are You”

Giles yelling “tiny tiny babies” will randomly pop into my head

1. Should Kids in the Hall be on Bsky at this point? Probably I should set that up.

2. NYC, get your tickets now to see KEVIN MCDONALD: SUPERSTAR March 19-23 at @sohoplayhousenyc at
www.sohoplayhouse.com/upcoming-eve...

W/special guests Janeane Garofo, Dave Hill, Frank Conniff, & John Wlaysewski!

proud of him

Sir, that would be YOU.

a whale would never tell a woman what to do with her own fucking body

82 year old Mitch McConnell fell twice today, once down some stairs and was seen being led around in a wheelchair. I'm not holding my breath waiting for Biden-esque opinion pieces saying he's too old for the job.

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.

If it's gonna be like this, then everyone should be legally allowed to punch El*n Musk at least once in the nuts.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Guess I won’t be flying any time soon.

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

SMG always speaks the truth

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Well-behaved cats rarely make history. 👑