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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

replace "AI filmmaking and storytelling" with "bitcoin" and we're firmly at the top of the bubble

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shale my beloved

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lmfao watching the warrior of light and krile pull out paintbrushes at the same time is incredible

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jobs and income are good. sometimes days are long though, alas

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yeah i've been working for ~6 weeks now. it's a good job but obviously still An Job

long day at work over, time for the 7.3 msq :)

that's a fair point. there's also no way he voted for a Clinton though

(the last is almost canon, I just watched the 2000 election episode and Dale says he doesn't vote/Hank's plot is going with Dale to avoid voting)

Hank voted Trump in 2016 but then realized his mistake and was Biden 2020 and Harris 2024. Bill was Trump/Trump/Trump, Boomhauer was Clinton/Biden/Harris, and Dale does not vote because he doesn't want to give the government his information

crime is at historic lows here btw

*Slack reloads for 1.5 seconds*

My brain: Oh fuck have I been laid off

nobody in the government actually cares about putting a nuclear reactor on the moon they just want an excuse to give elon more money, hth

sending my wife back to the home depot because i wanted the 12' skeleton trump for the roof instead

your retro gaming scene if it doesn’t include any trans or queer folks:

“hey guys wasn’t Mega Man 2 cool? wasn’t TMNT the arcade game cool? wasn’t Super Mario Bros 3 cool? wasn’t Contra cool? UP UP DOWN DOWN remember that lol?”

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

diddler on the roof

apparently i could've made it rich ten years ago with the toy markov chain i wrote in python

ffs ai doesn't do a single thing it claims to. y'all are such fucking rubes

since mods on steam aren't paid, there's no conflict there

steam didn't remove them of their own accord, it was fallout from the payment processors cutting off access to nsfw games

literally like 2/3 the mods for Darkest Dungeon are horny character mods, it's wild

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

they literally said "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"

[r/carpentry] how am I supposed to use the Hammer That Doesn't Hammer Stuff

phew