I'm not ready for a night out. Ladies, gentlemen and the gender progressive are not ready for my rain coat

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Cartoon of two pumpkins screaming in terror beside the traditional Irish Samhain carved turnip #Art #Samhain #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

burning cop cars with someone who cares about me and plays with my hair and keeps me warm

A woman has shown me her warhammer, does that mean it's getting serious?

I've seen those cheap, tacky looking poppies be put up by councils before. I wouldn't even think that it was put up by right wing loosers

Watching The X-Files for the first time!

"That's a lot of cameras" I'd say as I put on a balaclava and begin to commit my crimes

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

It's like the nursery rhyme says:

Oh, the former Duke of York,
He had 12 million quid,
He gave it to victims he "never met,"
For things he "never did."

Why is another grown adult asking if i have Snapchat?

It's hard to find good vegan pizza, I'm in!

kinda crazy how every single “just give people enough money to afford some basic stuff” experiments yield the exact same positive results that everyone benefits from every time, huh

Anyway, back to toiling

Bluesky would be nothing if it weren't for the queer userbase establishing the platform in its early days & now our concerns/suggestions & even our safety are cast aside because "number go up" is now all that matters now they've gotten off the ground.

A porcelain yellow frog with large breasts sat on a pink fluffy box.

Went to a Pagan fair and came back with a titty frog! Titty hedgehogs were also available

The chaotic polycule knew...
He was but a pawn in their terrible relationship

Hellebore - cover of The Mirror Issue

Sam George THE VAMPIRE'S LOST REFLECTION In 1890, Sir James Frazer recorded in The Golden Bough the belief across many cultures that reflections, portraits and shadows were thought to contain part of a person's soul. These folkloric notions influenced two of the greatest Gothic novels of the 19th century: Dracula and The Picture of Dorian Gray. Bram Stoker's Dracula, the most enduring of all fictional vampires, is a creature with virtually no representation: he doesn't have a reflection, his likeness cannot be painted, and he cannot be photographed. Some modern vampires do have a reflection, but Dracula's lack of representation makes him a profoundly unsettling figure. Linked with the realm of shadows, he remains the embodiment of an ancient evil who cannot be comprehended nor captured

The folkloric belief that reflections, portraits and shadows contain part of a person’s soul influenced two of the greatest Gothic novels of the 19th century.

Read more in @coffinboffin.bsky.social ‘s piece for The Mirror Issue. Pre-order on helleborezine.com

Ah yes, the Nevil Chamberlin Think Tank

My anxiety is high amd has me feeling aggressive. I called someone rude for not letting people off public transport first

BLUESKY ENABLES GENOCIDE written in a blood dripping black/death metal style font in black on white background

between their systemic suppression of palestinians seeking aid to escape ethnic cleansing and famine, and allowing far right news outlets to spread disinformation with the intent to incite violence against trans people, i think it's safe to say:

Giving myself a gold star for not falling asleep on the sofa

A white field with a symbol of a triangle with a circle inside and a line diving them in the middle. Deathly hallows icon from Harry Potter book series written by a woman that spends her personal fortune to fight trans people because she herself is trans and is likely self loathing and hates how many trans people are actually happy and have people in out lives that love us. I often imagine even her dildo hates her.

thi is a nazi symbol. Having this on your skin identifies you as an enemy to all trans people, queer people and people of colour.

D-D-D-akka.

It just feels very desperate on their behalf

Why do all the straight men on feeld keep liking me? Just one femme picture, and they are all over it

Best companions in the game too

Didn't get the job, and it sucks that I have to be nice about it

I'm looking forward to listening while painting later

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Just in case it wasn't clear enough!