Dr: I have bad news, you don't have long left to live.
Patient: Well, how long do I have?
Dr: 15
Patient: 15? 15 what weeks, months, years?
Dr: 14, 13, 12...
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Dr: I have bad news, you don't have long left to live.
Patient: Well, how long do I have?
Dr: 15
Patient: 15? 15 what weeks, months, years?
Dr: 14, 13, 12...
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
10.02.2026 20:18 โ ๐ 30522 ๐ 13523 ๐ฌ 940 ๐ 1663github.com/bibanon/biba...
For those who arenโt a million years old, here you go.
Variant of one of the oldest copypasta on the internet. Originated on the SomethingAwful usenet group.
09.02.2026 19:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thatโs because politics is treated as a sport, and the tedious delivery bit in the middle is just there to help position you for the next championship.
09.02.2026 09:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HMS Cubic Zirconia
06.02.2026 23:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โWe will look after that for youโ
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This is, I think, properly scary. Not in terms of where it is today, but where will it lead - and will the development curve now become exponential?
31.01.2026 12:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Someone on my feed, who is normally a sane and sensible individual, declared within the past couple of days that AI is only used by people not smart enough to do jobs properly.
Genuinely blows my mind compared to what I see every day at work
Euro NCAP has become irrelevant, focusing on complex active safety tech which mainly distracts the driver. A 5* car from 2010 hasnโt suddenly become unsafe, but it would get 0* now.
29.01.2026 23:30 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Maybe just the media I default to, beeb and Grauniad. But in comparison to the 4-5 stories which every Trump speech gets, you had to dig into the live coverage to see any commentary on the Carney speech.
23.01.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs an amazing speech and it got next-to-no coverage
21.01.2026 20:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Serious long-term repercussions ahead for Detroit 2.5 manufacturing and sales in Canada and Mexico.
16.01.2026 15:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Youโre getting him confused with Jeremy Clarkson. Easily done.
14.01.2026 23:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is excellent because, historically, QR codes have always been 100% reliable and have never once been subverted by baddies
14.01.2026 18:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I went to see a Sapphire Blue one last autumn. Looked incredible, even better than in Champ White, but you know when cars are just scruffy enough that you get the nagging feeling theyโre going to be an absolute hound? I left it. Wish Iโd bought it tbhโฆ
14.01.2026 18:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very much enjoying watching Macclesfield play like prime Grimsby
10.01.2026 13:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Quick wrap in Sports Blue and youโre good to go
08.01.2026 11:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rotten.
07.01.2026 14:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The History Strikes Back
07.01.2026 14:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please give that as a prompt to an image generator
07.01.2026 10:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Put some Hellas on the front too, for extra kudos
07.01.2026 10:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is the answer
07.01.2026 10:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Colour match looks dreadful (on the Spring, not the Landie). Bronze are cool. Tried gloss white, rally style?
07.01.2026 10:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On the plus side at least you get your royalties from the image rights every time they sell a copy of the game โOperationโ
06.01.2026 14:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you arenโt already following one of the most interesting accounts on BlueSky, then why not?
A great thread summarising the Russian online response to the Venezuela raid.