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Today has been loooooong.

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Random acts of kindness: Comedians being good to each other - Comedy Chronicles - British Comedy Guide Negative stories always make the biggest press headlines; so much so that positive tales, such as acts of unfaltering kindness, are often left completely untold.

Well this is rather lovely - Ernie Wise, Jack Douglas, Des O'Connor and Bob Monkhouse were all rather splendid people:

www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

All-girls Northampton College team reach F1 mini-car final The team from Northampton College will compete for the Stem Racing UK title in March.

All-girls college team reach F1 mini-car final

#Northamptonshire #BBCNews

🔗: https://www.bbc.com/news/arti...

U got yo mind on yo Morris and yo Morris on yo mind

He just wanted a little hat and they tried to poke it off. :(

Tech-minded European. They dont know what era of tech you're minded about, though.

best before and use by etc is all just advisory. We can actually ingest mould, yknow. Breathing it is more of a problem, but eating it is fine.

@podders.bsky.social Well this is all news to me.

Buy a Bimmer they said.
It'll attract the birds they said.

It added 2.5 hours to the journey time! 1hr 15 per charge stop. Quite draining, tbh, given how bad the weather was for the whole way!

What would have been a 3 hours 15 mins drive in an ICE motor took 5 hours 45 mins.

Today, in much better weather, was literally exactly the same.

Should have taken the RAV. Hired a van. Borrowed a classic Mini. Anything.

Second and last stop - Solihull Tesla (spit) - and sucking in a record-breaking (for me) 50kw.

The group of men are all converging, from all over the UK, and...

yes I wish I still had the E39 for this trip.

#HondaE #NightMoves #Stagless26

Off to Derbyshire with a group of men and the E is insisting upon proceedings, but of course!

#EVLife #HondaE #MinEAdventure

Story of my life, m9. Story of my life.

Not now cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing anus.

Haha what

🤦🏻 yes of course!

Without reading it - some mega lad re-bodied a Crossfire?

#yknow

You know I'll grab it with both hands and put 110% into climbing that greasy pole right to the top.

The body:

a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors . ALT: a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors .

The spirit:

Yknow what's weird?

Swinging a mug from side to side as you walk spills NOTHING whereas keeping it steady and still spills ALL THE TEA?

Your irregular #PGTips delivery

God it always comes down to space with these buffoons doesn't it. Well I'm away to do my own research into this ancient ritual. See if I can't get my own excessively phallic spaceship sooner than later.

They've clearly done the maths in the lab with both hyaluronic acid and pies side by side.

Also, literally every single name mentioned in the report is mildly hilarious. Pertile, Niggli, Banka, Sassi, Forfang, and Lindvik which means tree inlet.

It's a lovely bit of business, all in all.

a group of men are standing next to each other in front of a whiteboard . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in front of a whiteboard .

Yknow, particularly with the billionaires, it probably is a group session ritual.

Throat singing, lyres, myrrh going off all over the place, that sort of thing.

But not me. Must be cursed.

Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

Needles to say, if any evidence comes up, they'll grab it with both hands.

With such stiff competition, any probe would readily arouse the protagonists.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Wanking. It's wanking, isn't it.