Alison

Sign reads: Free Nobel Peace prize with an order of shrimp tacos.

#peaceprize
#tacos

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

GUTFELD: “I love that the peace price went to Trump and not Greta Thunberg.”

TURNER: “Because it was created it for him.”

GUTFELD: “So?”

TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”

AND THEY DON'T USUALLY BLOW EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER EITHER!

This level of stupid is incredible...

Bahahaha

FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

two men dressed as santa clauses are dancing on a sidewalk ALT: two men dressed as santa clauses are dancing on a sidewalk

Tomorrow I am to be Mrs Clause at the church play group..

Will someone please remind me to not say yes to everything my friend asks !

I am creating a costume..

Currently more clown than Clause!

a gold star with the words and you get a gold star ALT: a gold star with the words and you get a gold star

@stansaidairport.bsky.social

I hereby award you the medal for humour and ability to.make my husband snort husband coffee..

Well deserved.

Been meaning to do this for a while..but y' know..Christmas ♥️

Oh dear.....

Daughter sent me aphoto of her gorgeous tuxedo cat Mimi..asleep near her..daughter is working from home today..presumably Mimi is waiting for a zoom meeting to start ... soshe can join in!

This is Mimi exploring the Christmas tree!

Adorable.

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.

I love being in my late 30s so much. I love not giving a shit about being famous or successful anymore. I love prioritizing being comfortable, and being around people who love me.

Could do without the aching joints and looming perimenopause, but everything else? Golden.

It's a supermarket down here!

There is always salted and unsalted buyer available here...

I always check where a product is made...
Defo will not be buying this!

Woolies here is a supermarket..

Farmers fear shoppers misled by cheap 'green and gold' US butter Australia's dairy industry is concerned a US brand, packaged in green and gold with a white colouring and bland flavour, looks as if it's locally made.

Kicking off down under with imported USA butter. Buyers misled!

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Yesterday I needed cauliflower for a recipe but the only kind was from USA. I made something else. I send my apologies to the growers but I can not support the Monster. As a Canadian I prefer to not buy American.

The new 2026 airport calendar is now available in Duty Free. Order now to avoid disappointment.

When you're working the 16:30 to Alicante but need to present the Hunger Games at 9.

Where's the can of WD40 when you need it????

And rambling about the joy of veganism??

Cue angry vegans...

Mean .. but funny!