Alison

Snort

Hopefully in the cargo area..

When you realise you’ll be flying budget airlines from now on.

Mate I've been in your neck of the woods.. not exactly classy on a Saturday night!

She looks so satisfied...

Social media news post: Pictures of Nancy Mace and a cute puppy. Rep. Nancy Mace introduces bill to deport illegal immigrants convicted of abusing animals.

Be some rich shit to see Noem's enforcement policies on this.

BREAKING: Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says

As measles is on the rise in London, I think this might be important information
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Goodness me..who could have guessed that...

Eating in our Chinese Restaurant? Why not get your nails done at the same time?

Barf...

Fun for all the family..especially the ones you don't like!

Just going to check on all our amazing Valentine's promoti... oh ffs.

Bahahahahahahahaha

Form an orderly queue people!

Did you forget about Valentine's Day? Don't worry, we have everything you need. Like hundreds of flights to other countries where you can adopt a different identity and start a new life.

a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face . ALT: a baby is sitting in a car seat with a funny face .

So.. I'm sitting in my little town..having a fab coffee..

A dude walks past..says to his wife..

"It's not much of a town..."

Allow me to point you to the road outta here. Dimbat...

Lady Gaga praying for the end of pedophilia in America

Same, Lady Gaga.

Same.

At least 910 measles infections have been confirmed in 24 states, with 177 new cases reported in the last week alone. About 94% of cases are among those who are unvaccinated or whose status is unknown. via-CDC

You can't fix the stupidity of others, but you CAN make sure your kids are vaccinated.🙏

My kinda politics!

thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.

Pretending that I'm fine like it's a performance art piece

No coffee for that unnecessarily cheerful person...

Very smart!

I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.

Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.

Smashing!

And it will....

Had a 737 in for an engine change today! Benny said he’d get onto it after he got back from the pub. Should be about ready to go now.

Fact: The 1979 hit song ‘Pop Muzik,’ which contains the famous lyrics, ‘New York, London, Paris, Munich,’ was inspired by an answer from our Customer Services, after the band asked, ‘where’s our fu**ing luggage?’