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Six foot tall biped, largely sedentary

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My kitchen is completely gutted and empty if anyone wants to come over and play in my jug band. Pretty good acoustics

08.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no that’s the Robert E Lee Commemorative Rainbow Crosswalk

08.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: corn are spiders

08.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

7th and 8th?

07.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda reminded me of Belushi in Neighbors

07.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember it was nice to see Bruce Willis play against type, and I liked the dynamics between Hawn and Streep. Don’t think I’ve seen it since it came out!

07.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is The Wire creator David Simon still calling people doodlebugs or whatever it was on Twitter

07.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fiddlesticks

04.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I temped at the Chicago 911 center years ago and the guy in charge of the cops was an absolute prick and the fire department would make chili for everybody there lol

04.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that movie.

04.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all a pretty depressing mental exercise imagining how the bully plans on beating on the bullied, pretext or not.

04.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If he did do something like that, I could see that used as a pretext by Trump as an escalation for US military forces being sent into Chicago.

04.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I figure if they are federalized then Pritzker loses that power, I would guess. All of this conjecture is straight out of my butt.

04.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was thinking if Pritzker called them up if the feds were going to do that anyway, could he decide the context of what purposes they would serve? I have no idea of course.

04.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t mind, what did you change your username to on Twitter when he QTed you? I genuinely can’t remember the wording.

04.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I shop in Broadview on the regular. Pretty damn weird times!

04.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that sounds plausible

04.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would trust a statement from CFD, they’re the fire department and I can’t see them having a reason to lie.

04.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That might be just where they mean, where Pershing splits from Ogden. I live nearby fwiw.

04.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember where I could have nested folders of shortcuts that I could put on my start menu. 😍

03.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in Pizzazz

03.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with glasses Alt: a close up of a man 's face with glasses
03.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like yesterday to be honest. RIP πŸ‘‘

03.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for actually reading the damn article. I always thought Dale did a good job at fact checking, and was annoyed this polisci consultant dweeb was misrepresenting it.

03.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who originally posted the screenshot is literally the former director of @KamalaHQ. He’s deceptively editing an article that was a fact check on an account he used to run. 🀷

03.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact check Parker has a screenshot of wasn’t doing a fact check of Project 2025. Read the article. The article itself links to two more articles documenting Trump’s connections to the project.

03.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol you’re the former director of @KamalaHQ. Okay now I get why you’re lying about the fact check now lol.

03.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bio of former director of @KamalaHQ Parker Butler

Bio of former director of @KamalaHQ Parker Butler

lol the OP deceptively screenshotting the fact check of posts by @KamalaHQ account is [checks notes] the former director of @KamalaHQ

03.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact check was on her comment about monuments, not about Project 2025. But you know that. I don’t like Trump and I think the media is failing in countless ways, but I think ppl should take anything you say with a grain of salt. You’re a dishonest person.

03.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read the actual article, the person providing the screenshots is being very disingenuous.

03.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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