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30 Mark.

A search in the iOS Fotos app for Katze where it is only showing pics of a deranged black and tan german shepherd dog.

I searched for cat in my photos and I think the algorithm has clued in to the cat software, Hund hardware thing….

Yes. Just arrived. It sucks!

And be sure to get a photo with QR code for the new one. dm does them. Mine is in the process right now. They have you keep the old Aufenthaltstitel and say it takes 6-8 weeks for the new one.

I’ve just shoveled the my Bürgersteig, my elderly neighbors Bürgersteig, my driveway and her driveway. And can absolutely concur. It’s wet heavy and there was nearly 5cm of it. Now need to pack and drive to DD. My wife will have to deal with it if it happens again tomorrow 😵‍💫.

a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him Alt: Mandalorian with the phrase “This is the way”.

This is the way.

Looking deeper looks like this was actually a scam. I wrongfully impugned Netflix‘s IT.

I think you’re right. Looking deeper, it seems it is a phish attempt, just coincidentally coming when I was expecting a payment method change request anyway. Good thing my scammer sense was on and went through the main app to make changes. Yeesh 🙄. I hate these scammers.

An email header ostensibly from Netflix.de, but showing a completely different email domain under senders actual email address.

The same email header, but here showing the reply to address to be an even different domain than Netflix.de or the domain that sent the email address.

Right?! This just screamed scammer to me.

Netflix uses a domain called atlassian for their payment processing (or something) so I’ve been ignoring the warnings about my payment details needing updating because it was ticking all the boxes that it was a scam email 🙄. Idiots.

I think it’s this coming Sunday. Not sure, tho.

Be sure to get a photo with QR code. They do them at dm for €5,95. I learned this after showing up with the non-qr code ones for €10,95 from the mall photo kiosk that guaranteed they were valid for official purposes. 🙄

Why did I choose that when Wiederholungskäter was right there! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Again! Wiederholungstäter!

Footprint or shoeprint? 😬

A meme showing a cartoon stressing about which button to push with one labeled brown and the other gray/grey.

53yo me when filling out an official form and being asked hair color.

A children’s book called wheedle on the needle about a …thing, that climbed the needle and ended up directing air traffic or something.

Did they look like this?

Turbulence by Samit Basu. He’s Actually Indian. 🤭

Two silly models, one a dumbbell grip with a tornado and eurofighter in place of the weights and one with a eurofighter over a running shoe.

Work in progress of the two trophies. One a dumbbell with a tornado and eurofighter in place of the weights and one a eurofighter over a running shoe.

Makers mark showing it was ‚made in bad abbach‘.

The daughter‘s fiancé asked for a gag gift for his Luftwaffe trainer. At the last minute we realized I’d misunderstood and there were two (2) trainers. So a frantic Saturday printing and machining to get one for the weightlifting trainer and one for the marathon running trainer. 😵‍💫🙄

Two chairs with a design that makes them look like a mockup of an anus.

Still look like wire-frame anuses. Do not understand the popularity. 👌🏼🙈

@anjajessen.bsky.social up for a trip to South Korea? 😅

Also curious if peacocks are native to Fiji, or why are they dreaming about them there. What are they dreaming about? Is it a peacock nightmare?

You need to bring a can back and send it to @lisa73.bsky.social partner. Bonus points if you can find a reduced sugar version. 🤭

A picture of several types of Krapfen with a Dubai Krapfen in the middle.

It’s Dubai Krapfen season, again.

Did you mean fascist or racist? Either way 👍🏼.

I say this daily, at least.

One would think. I don’t understand why it has not been thus far. 😑

What’s strange is that they seem to have zero shame, so even the most blatant immoral/unethical act will be met with a shoulder shrug. If the mark doesn’t care, how can they be blackmailed? Instead they seem to bow to putins wishes because that’s their true character. 🤷🏻‍♂️