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I don't forget things, I just don't want to remember them

As in, I did a call that used up all of my critical thinking skills and now I can't seem to think anything else. And 3 coffees and an energy drink did nothing to help this!

Damn economy!

I have an empty head.... but my heart feels full, so at least I have that going for me

Why do you want to work at Merriam-Webster?

Me: Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines achievement as...

Them: Holy shit, this guy is good

There's something about playoffs...it's like the Olympics how the importance of every game is heightened

Yes, I'm Canadian

Yes, I'll be watching baseball fornthe next 2 weeks

Me telling someome about a movie: There's nothing supernatural about it.... except for people's faith in themselves and others, who come through on the side of truth and justice

Weighted blanket this, and working out with a weighted vest that

Naw, chainmail boi!

I really like those verification codes where they call you on the phone and robotic voice reads it out because it's so intense when it says "This code will expire in 2 minutes".

I play mission impossible theme song, and put on my sunglasses. I am ready

Ya, our health care system is not great, but can we try not to retraumatized the traumatized

Racing to the starting line, and only then realizing I still have to run the race

It isn't the pile where I throw things in my room, nor the second pile I started because the first started looking unruly. But a secret third thing (an even smaller third pile)

Maybe the Dagobah I need to run to has been inside me the whole time!

(Aka I am a bogman and I have a 900 year old yoda insulting me from within)

Somehow, my Palpatine voice has returned!

*becoming more sarcastic*

(Palpatine voice)

Little do you know the POWER of the snark slide

My biggest compliment to my friends:

"I don't even have to think of topics to talk about before we meet up, the conversation naturally progresses"

Did you know you can order Timbits in a bucket!!??!?

It's not just for chicken or confetti to throw at your opponent when playing basketball!

But one thing is for certain....

We're all on planet Earth!

Yay!

Wow.... looking at other feeds, I can see that a lot of people are hurting and things aren't going great

I'll tell you what I tell myself at least once a day:

Enjoy things now because they're only getting worse

And once in a while, they even get a little less bad for a short period of time!

Yay!

I booked a ticket to flavour town (I confirmed attendance to a pot luck)

Choosing a Halloween costume is now my full-time job....

I had a great idea and *whoops* it's gone

Why you have to go and make me so constipated?

Make it make cents (and the dollars will follow)

Gelato is Sor-bae

IDK : I, Donkey Kong

The results of my previous actions aren't exactly filling me with confidence about my future decisions (and possible hypothetical future actions)

Why don't I have more fun, oh yeah everything costs money

I'm in my *ERA* era
(Earned runs average)

Enjoy it now because it's only going to get WAAYYY worse
-pesimistically optimistic