Orlean Cooper

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If you both sides absolutely everything, that isn't being balanced, that's being schizophrenic. The old gray lady desperately needs meds.

The one man who has only seen THE STRAIGHT STORY.

I guess you wonder where I've been...

I probably shouldn't be given access to this.

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

I’m supposed to be doing other things right now but I keep going back to this

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Greg Phillinganes' version of Michael's revision is great (the same LP has an excellent original from Donald Fagen).

Eric Clapton's version.. is not.

Like most Amazon Home products, it's a knockoff made of materials 20 percent more likely to kill you

I can think of few crimes lower than kidnapping a bodega cat, yet I've heard of it happening multiple times. Go to a shelter, you fucking degenerate.

🎶 The old browned mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be 🎶

He can get the JFK Airport or RFK Stadium treatment. There's just one thing that has to happen to him that he might not enjoy.

If Newsday is the most progressive tabloid in the area, we're in trouble.

I drank seven original strength Four Lokos and puked purple here. Now it's a Google Store.

Offer the same exchange that happened with RFK Stadium: Trump dies immediately, he gets the stadium name.

I wanted to be disgusted by the article itself, but then I became distracted by the way none of these white men have skin color that occurs in nature.

"In additional words,"

Worst episode since Snuffy's parents got divorced.

Special cameo by So Crates.

If she passed, it'd go to another justice so at least this way she sets the terms.

Andrew cuomo trying to kiss someone

Uhhh

13 women. It's a proven number, not an accurate or final number.

No matter what he does, his corpse will smell even worse than his disturbingly sweet yet sour body does now.

And, of course BTTF3 actually has ZZ Top, who almost seem period appropriate.

From the makers of wet produce and wet sandwiches comes moist news.

The Anti-Defamation League is the most misnamed organization since the Nazi-era "joy divisions."