Orlean Cooper

One minor carve-out: the specific car in the picture doesn't have to pay for shit.

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

Nice work there. theonion.com/alysa-liu-us...

YouTube video by Pete Rock - Topic Da Two

with more hot tracks than carlos dejesus www.youtube.com/watch?v=i29S...

YouTube video by The900Number Nas - It Ain't Hard To Tell [Large Professor Remix]

There was a moment when the hip-hop channel was for real. I heard this classic remix there first. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsjS...

I'm suddenly missing the power of the comfortable lie here.

Trump illegally imposed billions in tariffs (taxes) on U.S. corporations. Much of those costs were passed onto consumers. The corporations might get their money back. You never will.

It's tragic when someone no one should take seriously is put a position where everyone has to take them seriously.

I mean, this really is "MAN SHITS PANTS, WORLD REACTS." It's the worst version of PLURIBUS imaginable.

In this life, love someone as much as Steven Ruiz hates Brock Purdy.

Sometimes a funny last name is actually a hinderance to understanding an absolute and awful creep. But yes, he surely is a dingus.

It's always nice to see a failed Kavanaugh stop.

🎶 Go to sleep now, Billie Danza
Count the moons in Goodnight Moon
Please don't pee these sheets of cotton
You did such tummy time todaaaay 🎶

Let's think about the real crimes here

That shirt tho

Everybody in the club get blob loaded

Pen & Pixel charged more for question marks.

Mr. Serv-On to Release Hip-Hop Dating Book Former No Limit artist Mr. Serv-On is preparing to release a new book aimed at helping the women of the Hip-Hop generation understand their male counterparts.

I'm seeing plenty about the upcoming release of this book but nothing about it getting released. Which is a shame, since I'd gladly pay upwards of $5.33 for a copy. www.xxlmag.com/mr-serv-on-t...

It kinda feels like they were ALL on every No Limit album. Had no idea that No Limit was the Southern Wu.

But we all likely agree on the best of the No Limit lot.

goddamnit.

Truthfully, if you're gonna call yourself Kane & Abel, all of your album titles should be biblical.

I never did find out what political office they somehow co-won.

Clause 39: Regarding definite articles, "Da" and "Tha" are acceptable; "Tha" is wack as fuck.

Clause 36: Teams are allowed to make their teams go UHHHHHH

Clause 36a: But not Na na na na

Clause 37: Any fans wearing FREE C-MURDER t-shirts will be banned; any teams that let them appear on camera will be fined $500,000

Facebook understands me like no one else (as a lover of giant mono-boobs).

Metal on metal motherfuckers

Why even report on Venezuela when you can bet on who its next leader will be, as though this doesn't impact actual human lives?

YouTube video by Dino Drac's Retro Commercials! Sunny Delight "Purple Stuff" Commercial (1991)

Everybody remembers this ad for "purple stuff" and for Dave Chappelle when he was funny, but it's interesting to watch the ad now as it posits Responsible Parenting as "Having another liter bottle of heavily sugared juice-ish drink ready, for when your son and his friends guzzle the first one."

34% undecided. When did Independent become a code word for Procrastinator?