Orlean Cooper

Viola Davis is so good though so barely in OUT OF SIGHT.

But, um, how do you say... why?

BREAKING:

Two Epstein victims write letters slamming the Trump DOJ and FBI for its handling of the Epstein case.

"I am not some pawn in your political warfare. ... Why not be completely transparent? Show us all the files with only the necessary redactions! Be done with it and allow me/us to heal."

The meta modernity of NANCY is my chosen topic to bore strangers with at a bar at 2 am.

Because it contains almost as much of HAPPY GILMORE 1 as SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2 contains SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT.

YouTube video by Laser Time Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon

We all know what's next for midterms. youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...

If you were trapped in a box forever, you'd drink.

He can play catcher for the Red Sox if he wants. We'll even trade Connor Wong back for fun.

Being owned by Amazon, like being a cat's favorite toy, is awful when you're being used, great in the moments you're forgotten, but ultimately, you get thrown away.

One crypto dip, and he's in.

Logo: C+
Capitalization and font: D
New logo after you already lost once: F-

Does anyone else remember the importance of the Days Inn to Governor Paterson's fun scandals?

"The reactor is ready, Mr. Secretary. Now all you have to do is get on this moon monorail and"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

People have no more rights under MAGA than "Born In The U.S.A." or "Barracuda."

A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey building a nuclear reactor on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And whitey's building a nuclear reactor on the moon

Thome never had 0.9 pct of his swagger and flair. Style points are still points.

(watching basically any episode of Mr. Show)

I mean, it's not great but it's not going to get the ghost of Eric Gregg excited.

BEACH (with seahorse)

I'M AT THE BEACH

BEACH RULES CATCH SOME RAYS

Why does the decor of every beach house seem like it was designed for a person with amnesia who needs to be reminded where they are

Fake fall >> False spring >>>>>>>> Cruel summer

So, are you under contract to write A HISTORY OF AMERICA IN THIRTY CROCS or just getting ready for that?

Forgot this one, now watching three times in a row. "That makes sense" is delivered so perfectly.

Octagon gable vent
Sims, NC

Next thing you're gonna tell me he'll refuse to pay for all these goods and services I rendered!

"Grandpa, how did our family get so rich so quickly?"

Why is he allowed to call himself Tha God = Why am I not allowed to call myself God?

Claude told me to ignore this post because it was created with two nostrils full of coke. I could research this possible hallucination, but, eh.

Does he look like Mike Love or (shudders) is he actually played by Mike Love?