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Swiggity swampcore

106 Followers  |  94 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023  |  2.2422

Latest posts by eyesplice.bsky.social on Bluesky

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called โ€œBlast Zone: Pizza & Arcadeโ€ valued at $2.7 trillion

02.11.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2954    ๐Ÿ” 736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

What a total fuckin rag, journalism is fucking dead in America

31.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only thing I'm tricking your kids into taking is this wack ass discount candy enjoy some chick o sticks losers

31.10.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bold of you to assume there will be trials

29.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goddamn this account is a great follow, good shit ๐Ÿ‘

29.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anybody out on bluesky like deathcore? Seems like it might nit be that popular here

28.10.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By Strom Thurmond, with a new Foreward by David Duke

28.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really fucked up that these companies can just like, decide to exploit people and there exists no legitimate redress

28.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly you're a hero for saying this. These kids out there need hope

28.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democratic consultants are republican operatives change my mind

28.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only downside is that I personally live in Florida and I think cuomo should move to the sargasso sea

Or maybe the deepwater horizon

Or perhaps the titanic

27.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's maybe that he actually talks to voters and not to donors

27.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll be the last good day for twitter

26.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

26.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15183    ๐Ÿ” 2522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 355    ๐Ÿ“Œ 326

What? Vernors rules

Love, Florida

26.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure Trump wants the government shut down to go forever. His personal gestapo still gets paid, his ballroom still gets built, shutdown essentially crowns him king

26.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. 2 guy actually sounds like he rules

26.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many people tweeting "how are 40 million Americans on food stamps"

the supplemental poverty rate is ~12% and there are ~350 million people here, do the math

why does nobody google even the most basic facts about reality man

26.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3943    ๐Ÿ” 891    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 227    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Just because you're wrong about some detail or potential downstream effect doesn't mean you're wrong about larger overarching concepts, e.g. a society that lets its citizens die when they cannot afford basic Healthcare is a cruel and barbaric society

24.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are concerned about this remember to address directly it with the person wearing the Meta glasses, rotating with your hips and core for power and aiming through their face rather than at it

23.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1247    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Because lack of awareness, specifically the kind of awareness spread by lgbtq activists, helps protect children against sexual abuse

24.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like somebody forgot even though you said you'd never forget

23.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close enough welcome back 2009

23.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm feeling very convinced that ICE must be destroyed

23.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me when someone cancels plans I didnโ€™t actually want to go to.

22.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 600    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Unironically this would have convinced me that a marine had a true change of heart

22.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if combat in dnd was always fun and interesting even if you didn't have some of the most famous dms possible running your games

21.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw them open for gargamel once, wild times

21.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Statistically, estimating her age, her husband died fighting an illegal war to enrich oil and weapons billionaires

21.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

16.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2032    ๐Ÿ” 614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

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