Godless Communist Orc

And pepperoni no less. Big step for a little one who isn't already a pizza eater.

Guys all this Epstein files stuff is just another distraction from the Epstein files. Don't fall for it.

Care package from mom, she rules

Keep going it's absolutely getting funnier the longer you go on

Yes you all did a great job with this joke it's even more funny now

Y'all makin me blush

@16tonsthericher.bsky.social has captured the horny t-boy demographic.

Vince McMahon reaction with glowing eyes meme, 4 panels: Godless Communist Orc Godless Communist Orc

@16tonsthericher.bsky.social

Real penultimate chapter of A Christmas Carol shit

I had toaster waffles because I'm an eggo-getter

Who needs a forehead tattoo like Raven when people are going to see you out and about with toddlers lol

Yeah I'm a bit of a "badass"

The people most at risk of an audit are the exact people who support the street murders but go off

Marry early but also sorry hon I won't be there for the kids' activities or enrichment and also where's my steak

I swear I muted this conversation

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:

"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

That's entropy for ya!

Probably all those Marxist college professors that definitely exist

If you need your heart warmed today, this might do the trick

Be serious for a single minute. Prosecutions are never. Ever. Going to happen.

The 2A diehard set's response to the killing this weekend has been very Fry Shocked Well Not That Shocked Dot Gif

Can't connect the dots with why their own kids don't speak with them anymore

tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it

Dogs only do this when they're VERY distressed

Trump: Ilhan is a filthy woman liar, I'm sure she faked getting sprayed like a dog, nasty person

MSM: Today is the day Trump finally became President

The What About Bob strategy

This anecdote comes from an interview West gave to the entertainment news website Blastr (now Syfy Wire) in 2014. The actor was asked about his favorite memories of co-star Frank Gorshin, who played the Riddler, and West responded: What’s your favorite memory of Frank Gorshin? He defined that role so well. "Well, I think one of my favorite memories is that Frank and I were invited to a party one night and we decided to go, a Hollywood party we didn’t know anything about. We were kind of laughing and having a few beers and said, "Let’s go over there." We walked in ... and it was an orgy. So I immediately went into the Batman character, and Frank went into the Riddler character, because we were getting the big giggles. It was so funny to us, what we walked into. And we were kicked out. We were expelled from the orgy." source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/adam-west-orgy/

Batman style

"is steady state" is probably jargon but "there has been" is hilarious

It's going to be 2016 for the rest of our lives I'm afraid

And you spend all your organizing time online punching left. Thought I told you to go call Ted Cruz and report back with your results.