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I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

Wide Receiver tweet

Everyone on Instagram Reels is always making beef wellington for some reason

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Imagine having to sit across from this guy and pretend he's funny or interesting. Gutfeld is pretty bad too though

The Chi was shooting down the street from me a bit ago which is how I learned there's currently a TV show called The Chi

Profoundly dishonorable and makes me ashamed to be an American. No matter what you think about trans issues or “woke” or what the fuck ever, *the government gave its goddamn word.*

I thought you were doing a Troy McClure style bit with these book titles but they're actually real titles lmfao

JD Vance and other pedophile protection party officials are holding an emergency meeting tonight over their strategy on the Epstein files.

This cover-up is a disgrace to Epstein’s victims. The American people deserve transparency and accountability.

Release the Epstein files.

I think I have the passion and business acumen to make PeacockTV the number 1 streaming service in the world if they just gave me the chance

Adam Scott should've been nominated in the comedy category and Jeremy Allen White shouldn't have been nominated at all. Boom. Slot for Diego just opened up.

I know he's just saying this because he doesn't want to make anyone mad but I have long held the opinion that if you're going to say someone is snubbed for an award nomination you need to say specifically who shouldn't have been nominated that they'd replace

This is the only 'Men Have A Problem And We're Going to Write One Thousand Articles About It' issue that I am sympathetic to because I am balding and I don't like how aggressively I'm being marketed to about how I'm balding.

Threw my back out and immediately starting ordering shit on Doordash because I'm disabled and this is technically extremely revolutionary of me or something. Sorry I haven't been super paying attention to the last decade of online discourse but I'm pretty sure I'm very socialist rn

I love to reject a premise

wife :)

Plenis

People throw this phrase around a lot but Dan actually was The Best To Ever Do It. DC had the best local sports blogging and journalism in the world because he was the one writing it.

Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men looking up disdainfully from his newspaper

When I see someone saying “when was the last good Spielberg movie?”

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They should let me take a stab at POWERLESS, the DC comics sitcom about regular employees at a Wayne Enterprises subsidiary company that aired for one season on NBC. I feel like I could really make that show work

I think a thing DCU has over MCU is the regular guys. Gotham has a mayor and a DA. Metropolis has a major news room. I guess Marvel has Red Hulk as the president but that's not really the same thing.

It's so annoying that Gen X is old and has to defend all their bands that suck now

Tech CEO caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert

When I was a kid I was obsessed with Letterman and Carson and I would write late night monologues for no one and wear a tie sitting behind my dad's desk etc etc so I am sort of filled with relief I didn't follow my childhood dreams lol

the dc press corps basically took leave of youngkin after he won but the single most striking thing about his tenure is how he is, by any measure, a total failure. easily the least accomplished virginia governor of the 21st century.

i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf

For about a decade I've been trying to figure out which hiking boots he's wearing in the 2nd Pic and now that I have Google image search, I can finally tell you that I have no idea.

An observation I made after looking at myself in the mirror this morning