Brandybeans

Sort of quaint to stumble across a web comic about dating as a demi sexual these days. Didn't know we were still hashing that one out. Good for them I guess

Underpass graffiti which reads: “Jacked off Naked Here daytime”

“Art is an evolutionary act. The shape of art and its role in society is constantly changing. At no point is art static. There are no rules” — Raymond Salvatore Harmon

What have I become
My Brilliant Friend
Reading a book
In Italian

Paw? Surely up on the house top reindeer "hoof," no?

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Mustache back for the holiday season

I don't really understand it but she's right and his is

Been a really crazy couple of days for my wife, the foremost Paul Dano fan who frequently refers to him as "America's Princess Diana"

I remember hearing about Ron Paul guys but I didn't meet any of them until I went to college and I'm pretty sure all the Ron Paul 2012 voters in the world lived in my freshmen dorm

I think Chicago Bears games should be on letterboxd

big fan of the kinks christmas song about beating up santa claus.

ML East Buffalo Bills Boston Belfry Murderers Brooklyn Vampires DC Snipers Georgia Black Widows Miami Stranglers ML Central Cincinnati Stranglers Cleveland Killers Cleveland Torso Murderers Detroit Serial Killers Kansas City Butchers Milwaukee Cannibals ML West Dallas Rippers Golden State Killers Long Beach Bluebeards Tucson Pied Pipers Sacramento Slayers San Francisco Sex Slayers

it's hard to put together a coherent professional sports league based around serial killer nicknames. mainly because it seeds way too many franchises in Ohio

If Elle you see, Predator: Badlands it be
Dakota with Tom? War of the Worlds is on

It's so cool how stupid all athletes are

that's jake sully (top right), kiri (bottom middle) and colonel miles quaritch (bottom right)

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

Rose Byrne and Seth Rogan's working friendship is very special to me

On a long enough timeline these guys always end up here

Manifesting

A lot of people are trying to make this A Thing About American Conservativism which sure, but you're really overlooking the real point which is that RGIII is very stupid

Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.

I will also be sending a mostly cash offer to purchase Warner Brothers

How is it possible that he can drag this out to a part FOUR ???

I knew we were doomed as a city when everyone at UChicago was voting for him. That's not what you want

Zohran, Wilson, and now Janeese is a huge string of "I don't really care if something good happened to you, it should've happened to me instead" fomo from Brandon Johnson's Chicago

Chicago Bears are the team of destiny

In a media landscape of crossovers, IP and expanded universes, I think it's impressive that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade can still provide baffling mashups like Busta Rhymes singing with the Ninja Turtles

Going to multiple Thanksgivings today... I'm just like the Gilmore Girls

Love that Al Rocker talks about all the cartoon characters on the parade route like they're real and his friends