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I don't think you need to be overly defensive of Bad Bunny's half time show because that's still allowing the right to negotiate the terms of cultural debate. You're trying to argue with a schizophrenic on the bus here, just ignore them.

09.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe America is worth saving

08.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm too hungover for the drone shots on Gold Zone. Shit is making me dizzy lol

08.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Email from Epstein files sent to Epstein subject line Yoda attachments today.jog

Email from Epstein files sent to Epstein subject line Yoda attachments today.jog

From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg

08.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 175    🔁 32    💬 8    📌 36

When the theme song hit? Brother

07.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deeply embarrassed by Americans who get defensive about the USA getting booed at any international events these days. Gotta just shrug and own it man. We made our bed etc

07.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read Frankenstein for the first time since grade school last year and I sort of forgot they never actually made him a bride in the book. It's such a character of culture to me that it seems impossible that she only exists in reimaginings of the story

07.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peacock doing heavy advertising for All Her Fault during the Olympics and keeps hitting on the "Golden Globe Nominee for a Limited Series" which is not actually all that impressive or an indication of quality

07.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got high after work and now I'm kind of bored and wish I got drunk instead. Such is life sometimes

07.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's our city's most embarrassing and cringe celebrity which is uhh pretty impressive given the competition

06.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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With the #SuperBowl just days away, we’re excited to see our NFLPA union brothers play the big game! Whether on the gridiron or the factory floor, America’s unions have you covered 🏈

06.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 45    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

Really good Pittsburgh dirtbags in this episode of The Pitt. Branding the Penguins logo on your brother is classic stuff

06.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've managed to twist myself into a knot where I find any panicky "Trump is going to cancel the elections" as annoying as any sort of smug "oh you fool, it's simply impossible to rig an American election."

05.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Ok man

05.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Lew Zealand of the Muppets

Lew Zealand of the Muppets

This is my favorite Muppet. His name is Lew Zealand which is a hilarious name

05.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching too many reels and realizing just how many people live in those shitty prefab suburb houses. I'm in the top 1% of cultured Americans simply by living in a prewar home

05.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun

04.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 2713    🔁 683    💬 37    📌 7
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Yeah you can draw nakedly partisan maps, turn up the heat boys, it's time to maximize Illinois

04.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 159    🔁 26    💬 6    📌 4

agree to disagree on that one. Her writing is unimpressive at best and her general takes on film are amateurish

04.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a Jacobin article by Eileen Jones. Headline: Send Help and Sam Raimi 's Genre Movie Joy
Subtitle: Are you desperate for genre movie escapist fun and all this hell lately? Who isn't? Sam Raimi's Send Help is just what the doctor ordered

Screenshot of a Jacobin article by Eileen Jones. Headline: Send Help and Sam Raimi 's Genre Movie Joy Subtitle: Are you desperate for genre movie escapist fun and all this hell lately? Who isn't? Sam Raimi's Send Help is just what the doctor ordered

Look, when she's right, she's right

04.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sports and Local were the only things the Washington Post actually did well

04.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported. Starting new tour soon, be first to get notified of shows in your area: https://benpalmertour.com unposted bits: https://benpalmerpatreon.com TikTok video by Ben Palmer

kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8uHhqNs

03.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

He did this after the Emmys too and at a certain point it's just bad and lazy journalism to print his opinions like it's news

03.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lmfao

02.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think we need to track down NFL players who aren't Bad Bunny fans for quotes. I just don't think this is a thing anyone should be sending any time on

02.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The thing in like 2018 where everyone was emailing Noam Chomsky to get his take on random stuff was a psyop he started so when the Epstein stuff leaked he could be like "yeah but I just respond to every email I get like that. Epstein stuff is just nbd"

02.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trump needs to focus less on attacking iran, and more on kitchen table issues like launching a LGM-30 Minutemen III ICBM at punxsutawney. the hog is creating hardships for everyday americans and needs to be stopped.

CALL YOUR SENATORS TODAY IF YOU AGREE

02.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1
Screenshot from Facebook. The Annoying Orange account. Image of The Annoying Orange with the caption I'm not apolitical! I'm a orange! An orange that doesn't support fascists

Screenshot from Facebook. The Annoying Orange account. Image of The Annoying Orange with the caption I'm not apolitical! I'm a orange! An orange that doesn't support fascists

02.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True tastemakers who understand comedy 🫡🫡

02.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I understand why some people don't like her whole deal but I'm very in the bag for Jane Wickline on SNL.

01.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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