Brandybeans

It’s actually on Chicago’s South Side. I haven’t see any news about a project like this in Central Illinois.

In honor of a Twitter bozo calling it 'single pair', I'm pulling out the classics: single payer for this single player @brandybeansh.bsky.social

[me in the world of Black Phone 2 reading about how The Grabber has returned] Hey honey, did you read this thing about how The Grabber has returned?

Well hey, at least our fate is ultimately in the hands of high ranking officials within the United States Military. A group with a perfect track record of making the right call in a moment of moral crisis.

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

I have a hard time believing this but I also learned like 2 days ago that Bud Light never recovered the market share after giving a trans tiktoker one can of beer one time like 2 years ago so I guess voting with your dollar is the only real political activity left in American society nowadays

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

Goon (2012); Goon: Messiah (2015); Children of Goon (2017); God Emperor of Goon (2020); Heretics of Goon (2023); Chapterhouse: Goon (2026)

I hate it when I have the kind of bad night sleep that makes me feel insane and I'm googling like "is long covid real and do I have it?" or "undiscovered wasting diseases?" instead of just the normal kind of bad night sleep where I feel sleepy

They should put Nate Bargatze in jail for being this unfunny at the Emmys

Unfortunate truth of current society is that there are few things more fun than doing a Trump impression and few things less fun than listening to someone do a Trump impression

✅user marked safe from having to define groyper to a family member✅

I would rather have an unfunded government than a funded one that is occupying my city with hostile military force, sorry if that isn’t politically correct.

Code Pink protestors are very brave for shouting at the President but my entire view on them as an organization is tied up in the woman I met the first time Trump was president who simply could not understand why a socialist like myself would hate Rand Paul

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curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

Poster for the 38th Chicago International Film Festival. A film reel sits in an open pizza box with a slice cut off, giving it the appearance of a deep dish Chicago style pizza

Really fuck with this poster for the 38th CIFF. Should lean into the Chicago of it all with their poster designs again imo

Classic Bears showing there

Hbd my dude! Just wanted to drop you a quick text saying I was thinking about you and that dark secret we both share haha have a good one

HTTC

Me kissing my gorgeous wife on the cheek

Wife and I got married a year ago :)

Standing up to ICE is the only thing that could possibly get him reelected at this point, it’s both morally and strategically the right thing to do

Civil War 2 but this time the seceding states are going to be good guys is a cool premise for a sequel I guess

I really can't believe how stupid and evil Muriel Bowser is

One of the most "Ex-CIA in the bio" posts of all time

Israel has lost the Times Square Margaritaville

I have lost all patience with the apparently unshakeable conviction that striking a reasonable, moderate pose means assuming the sincerity of transparently pretextual horseshit. Donald Trump does not care about reducing crime in DC. He is testing and normalizing paramilitary deployments in cities.

When it came out everyone was like "wow can you believe they shot this entire movie on a $200 Sony Camcorder????" and like, yeah I can very easily believe that