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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

This is unforgivable #stellaisoverpartyfrfr 😤 /s

I'm so sorry, I really hope it gets better for you soon 🙏🏼

"Okay, then... Plan B..."

"No... No, Frank... Somebody always gets hurt when you go to your Plan Bs..."

"I'm just trying to help a guy out with this love life, Dee... Who could possibly get hurt?"
#FizzVsComics

80 years ago, the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

We remember the thousands who were killed in a crime against humanity, as well as the survivors who carried the pain of the past.

Today, let us honour them by vowing to rid our world of nuclear weapons once and for all.

No way! Is this real??

An easter egg for this podcast (hosted by James & Maso) in the movie #Together

the thing described in this screenshot is a neo-Nazi recruitment tactic

This is incredible

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

I feel like if you, as an adult, have a username that has the word "Angry" in it... like its just so cringe.

Caring about the world isn't bad and you should be angry at the state of the world but if your whole online brand is "I'm Angry Grrr!" It just reeks of tryhard for me

One of my friends mentioned they used chatgpt to write their wedding speech and I've been like this since

In comics terms, this is like one guy writing the main Batman title and the main Spider-Man title at the same time

Screenshot from r/financialcareers that reads: Going to federal jail as a networking strategy? Hey all, I’ve been considering some new routes to get my foot in the door, and I’ve thought of one recently that might be a winner. You see, there are a ton of former bankers with loads of experience and connections who are serving time in minimum security federal prison for various white collar crimes (shouldn’t be crimes tbh), known as “club fed.” These guys are sitting around with all these connections and no one to give them to. Well, enter me. What if, and just thinking out loud here, I committed some federal offense like mailing myself a couple ounces of weed which could potentially get me a month or two in federal pen. Since I’d be a first time offender in a nonviolent drug possession crime, I’d surely end up at club fed and I’d have unlimited access to these guys. From there, I could work these guys and hopefully get a contact to someone who isn’t in jail yet and get my food in the door (once I’m released)! What do people think of that? Yes no maybe so?

they have gotta fix the job market man

-- and will also be developing brand new shows for Dropout BEYOND that, in addition to busting my ass getting BrennansAmericanGirlDollShoes.com off the ground. (PLEASE BUY MORE SHOES!)

He's doing his best!

rich people after moving to Austin:

The funniest part is theres only 5 people in that photo but the article is about 6, its too late for Steve....

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

(Or don't and it probably won't)

Also at one point in the Leftovers Justin Theroux has to open a high tech bunker door with his penis.

(That episode made me cry so much unironically)

I don't really think true happiness is really in the cards for me. I'd settle for just being okay.

Lois Lane and Superman are really good, the new movie is great but I really love Peter Tomasi run from the late 2010s where they're living as a married couple and raising their son, it's a fun dynamic that challenges their relationship in interesting ways

Hideo Kojima says big-budget games today are safe and tremendously boring 🎮💤

“People making military games probably don't know how to dismantle or shoot a gun… that's kind of sad”

“[I do], because I've been doing this training … and I learned so many ways to kill people”

He did not elaborate

Panel 1: Shen is happily running, grasping the string of a bright yellow balloon. The balloon is labeled "Self Esteem". Panel 2: Life steps into the panel holding a needle to the balloon. Shen skids to a halt in front of Life but it's too late -- the needle has popped the balloon, it's shape still vaguely outlined in the air by the chunks of yellow rubber now falling apart. Panel 3: Yellow balloon chunks rain down, a few landing on Shen's messy hair. He is distraught. He says: "Why" Panel 4: Shen is surprised to find Life, backlit by the bright sun, now holding out a way BIGGER yellow balloon labeled "Self Esteem" towards him, offering it to him.

Leslie Nielsen's Frank Drebin as a squarejaw voice of authority, a Joe Friday, Liam Neeson's Frank Drebin clearly will be more of a Dirty Harry, an over-serious gravelly hardass. The originals had some Dirty Harry jokes but I'd love to see Liam Neeson deliver this line.

#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)

Not spending more time with his father

I Asked ChatGPT the Best Age To Collect Social Security — Here’s What It Said

no offense but are some of these people capable of feeding themselves

You're so right and its wild its taken this long to get a version that even feels slightly bad about the accident.

Not sure what the new DCU is gonna do with Wonder Woman but if they hold off casting until [checks watch] Summer 2026, at that point they could do something extremely funny