Dave Knapp

Me too, but I had given up around book nine, and then finished the series when I heard that RJ had died.

Oh god. The Wheel of Time completely shit the bed when Sanderson got the nod to finish it. I started reading that series in 1990 because my history teacher recommended it, and finally finished the “trilogy” in 2014. Now the TV show has gotten cancelled too!

I love his world-building, but his overall writing chaps my ass. That said, I’m still waiting for 14 GD years and counting for Book Six.

With the pebbly crushed ice! Perfection!

Your dietary choices are far less questionable than mine, I see.

Counterpoint: guillotine

There’s this other dude with RR as his middle initials who has much the same problem. Who woulda thunk?

What’s my sexual orientation? Kari-Byron-wearing-a-Venom-T-shirt-in-several-season-6-episodes-of-Mythbusters-ism.

“Fuck, I can’t wait to restart my Wordle streak” is the whitest thing I’ve ever said.

Andrew Cuomo, you need to fuck all the way off into the sun, forever. Don’t throw the mayoral race to the republicans with your ego-driven candidacy, shitwit. You are not your father, Andy. Just retire from public life. No one likes you, nepo baby.

“Draw me like one of your French (bull dog) girls…

You’ll be my hero forever.

When you’ve only ever had one book read to you…

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

[Coughs in Westerosi.]

You don’t LOOK like my
wife…

More fools them, I’ve already got my straw in.

Everything is so bad, the hummingbirds are waiting for the sugar water in the feeder to ferment before they'll drink it.

Ah. Well done, sir. They paid me me by nanometer. One dollar per.

I now have more mental illnesses than I have had sexual partners and the trajectory of my life is starting to make a lot more sense.

Dude - you’re ruining the market! I got $65,000.

WHEN DID THE CHILES COME INTO THE PICTURE?!?! HOTHEADS WANT TO KNOW!

Good.

That food looks like AI designed it. What the fuck is that “Cup o’ Chiles” about?

If this is an ongoing, Andy-Kaufman-esque art project, well! Well done Elmo! If not… hmm… your food looks worse than my nearest shitty diner, and that cannot be allowed to stand.

Excuse me, I have a bidet. Checkmate, woodchuck.

If you were here in NY where I live, I would be asking “who gave the woodchuck steroids,” but as you’re in WI, I’m guessing badger? Or some heretofore unknown tunnel dwelling demon?

We need widescale blowback against Columbia and Brown. Not just because they deserve it, but because we need to send a message to other universities about what reputational risk comes with caving to authoritarians.

time to microdose death

You Are Not Wrong.