Dave Knapp

I’ve seen better Premier League flops than that “forgiveness.”

Hey Aaron Boone- how much are the Red Sox paying you to lose this game? You slot in Luke Weaver after Fried throws a gem? You do know the definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?” Right, you fucking dunce?

just guess

We can be symbiotes. My absurd radiant body heat will warm your tootsies, and your icy soles will calm my inflamed lumbar muscles. Yes please.

Second Eye Blind.

common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files

“ICE shooting” is trending, and we have to stop using the right’s language and terminology.

No one from ICE was shot. Detainees were shot.

people love to say "pick your battles" when they mean give up. always remember: "pick your battles" suggests that sometimes you have to have the battle

Thanks. Thanks a fucking lot. I made myself a wonderful Korean dinner and you had to come along with this shit and I just threw up all over myself. Bulgogi on my bullballs. Thanks.

Rapture candy is 50% off today!

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

Yes, exactly right.

Shh, sorry! I didn’t mean to educate!

I didn’t get called home by the lord today, which is unsurprising because I’m an atheist, but the true believers must be a little surprised. Welcome to the world of realism, dipsticks! Wait until you find out about the shape of the earth. (Sphere, FYI.)

i cannot imagine any more worlds
what is a house
a loaf of bread
a child holding a balloon
when the world is crumbling grey rubble and ash and bone
when a handful of powerful men can wipe millions off the planet and still enjoy their breakfasts
still sleep soundly in their beds

free palestine

Just once I want to read about how she lit up every room she walked out of

I didn’t get called home by the lord today, which is unsurprising because I’m an atheist, but the true believers must be a little surprised. Welcome to the world of realism, dipsticks! Wait until you find out about the shape of the earth. (Sphere, FYI.)

#Tylenol #autism

They built this technology with this use case in mind.

"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.

"Stop what?" they ask.

I frantically gesture at everything.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth

You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Hella donuts. You’ll become invisible to them.

That is REALLY impressive. Cool find.

“Asian Beauty,” Radulodon Copelandii.

I am sure we all think this a lot these days but HOLY FUCK WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE?

“Many of the facile defenses of Kirk and his legacy are predicated on the idea that it’s acceptable to spread hateful ideas advocating for the persecution of perceived enemies as long you dress them up in a posture of debate. This is just class privilege. “ Thank you, The Nation.